Loud Donkey

It doesn’t take an actual rocket scientist to figure out what’s happening here. Dumbass Donnie continues to make America less safe. Innocent Americans are dying because of his actions. And he doesn’t give two shits.

Fake news alert! This isn’t a dinner served on the USS Abraham Lincoln. This is a stool chart showing you different types of shit.

All you had to do was arrest one old man and none of this, including anything resulting from this, would have never happened. You all have blood on your hands you spineless cowards.

Arrest. Sue. Expel. In that order.

This shit is Benghazi all over again, except somehow worse.

UAE intercepted more Iranian missiles in the last 10 minutes

The war planning with Iran has been shit. The entire planning, including contingencies, is all in shambles. American civilians in the region are directly at risk because of this shit planning. Every American death falls on President Trump and Pete Hegseth.

“For all its faults, America is the only country with the capacity to save the world, even at the very moment that we seem bent on destroying it.” - Reverend Jesse Jackson, 1969 RIP

My opinions are no longer fit for human consumption. It’s time to confide in the crows.

MAGA: “That money should go toward Americans!” *Food stamps get cut* MAGA: “Yeah! Fuck those kids!”

real censorship sucks and it eventually comes for everybody

Genuinely, thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk. No one deserves to get shot and political violence has no place in society.

He murdered two innocent people. Go fuck yourselves.

"An American pope? No way!" Religion in America is in disarray. Empathy in America is in disarray. The things the Bible has taught us have been left behind for greed and corruption. An American pope? Maybe that helps all of us get out of this mess with real leadership and guidance.

very strong headline

Many of us have long suspected the accelerationist group the Base (English for al Qaeda) was working with Russian intelligence. Now some of the group's own members think so too. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Honestly, much needed.

I've been sick and busy with other responsibilities, so I apologize for the lack of posting recently and the future lack of posting. Taking care of yourself and those close to you should always remain your priority, even when you feel like there's a crisis.

"Mr. Abrego Garcia deserves due process, but he's no angel. Democrats are walking into a trap." "So, you think they should have fought for someone else." "Well... yeah." "That'd be hard. All these people have criminal records." "Wait... really?" "No. But see how easy it is to lie?"

man, I've never slept so much from a simple cold. feeling good now though after sleeping for the last two days. I was definitely behind anyway. let's see what's happened in the world... oh... right.

lol 4chan was hacked. we gonna have a field day.

Letter from Dem Senator Chris Van Hollen (MD) requesting a meeting with Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele To discuss MD father Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return "If Kilmar is not home by midweek – I plan to travel to El Salvador this week to check on his condition and discuss his release."

This is the type of shit everyone should be screaming about.

Someone should make one of Jesus and give it to all of the same Congresspeople. Ask them to pick one to wear.

I wonder what a military parade in Washington D.C. would look like under this administration... louddonkey.substack.com/p/coming-thi...

Good morning. A reminder that historically when the US has wanted to punish other countries, it imposed sanctions on them, cutting their people off from global trade, hoping to create enough economic havoc that they rein in their leaders. Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people.

The economy may be going down the shitter, but at least we've got the measles going back on a North American tour. louddonkey.substack.com/p/breaking-m...

Bullying bullies works.

There's so much shit going on stuff like this just goes unnoticed. But it's incredibly chilling. The DOJ sent some weird, semi-official US Marshalls to the home of a former DOJ attorney who was set to testify before a Democratic meeting to "deliver" a warning. Total STASI behavior.

Own a lib? In this economy? Try renting one instead! Want to post a smug video of you destroying a Keurig? That’ll be $19.99/month on the LibSmash™ Premium Plan. louddonkey.substack.com/p/rent-a-lib...

Does it even matter anymore that he's never given a fuck about our military?

Trump's tariffs (or taxes) are going to severely affect gamers around the country who won't take too kindly to the severe price jumps that are coming. louddonkey.substack.com/p/tariffs-gr...

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

I love the word groceries. I also love the word groceries when it's preceded by the word "cheaper" instead of "more expensive". Unfortunately, "cheaper" isn't going to be a thing we hear about many things after these tariffs.

I just want to wish all my followers a Happy Liberation Day as you open your wallets for glorious leader. louddonkey.substack.com/p/happy-libe...

Let's talk about "restructuring" of the judiciary with lapdog judges and the complete disregard of decisions against the government. "You don’t get a democracy where laws bend based on the leader’s mood swings; that’s a dictatorship with better branding." louddonkey.substack.com/p/justice-on...

Nothing I can write makes this funnier than it already is.

I keep going back to something I was studying years ago how Russians would exclaim how easy (and cheap!) it was to pay off U.S. politicians and lobby groups compared to others in Europe. And every time I read about the current state of affairs in the U.S. I think of how easy and cheap they are.

Voting for cash sounds like it should be illegal, but it's definitely immoral - especially when it's illegal to give people in line water in some states. louddonkey.substack.com/p/democracys...

Republicans passed and defended a law making it illegal to provide water to people waiting in line to vote.

Nothing classified in that Signal chat? OK then, says The Atlantic, here’s the whole unredacted thing. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Signal intelligence is the new SIGINT. louddonkey.substack.com/p/100-opsec-...

Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard give new meaning to SIGINT for our adversaries.