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Honestly Kim Il Song was a substantially better dresser.

Make potbellied jumpsuits great again

I tried to buy it at an auction, but just before I could collect it… something went wrong with the frame. And now they won’t show it to me! 🙁

"We all vote down here," Vance heard a voice say, ominously.

Just made this

😂

Saddens me that we even have to "decide" We were ALL taught about shyt like this back in 6th grade!

Littering! :'(

Pretty sure that is the upholstery of his favorite couch worn as a memento of their best times together.

99 Luftballons

bsky.app/profile/der-... German Onion: he is sent on a photo safari for polar bears by himself.

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99 fascists?

I found this to be the best

Yes, it is clear which direction fascist America is going. They are clearly taking over the Russian 'stealing country' politics.

Nice jacket, douche

Dazu ein echter Eisbär, das hätte mir sehr gut gefallen.

I love a good DPRK reference.

Did he start a salute and chicken out????

Need an ice cream cone with the scoops on the ground

Or jeans around his ankles and he is saying, "yeah, so that is about the size of it". Someone please tell him you don't wear jeans in chilly climates, esp if someone might push you into a fast running river.

Uh-oh.

Mom jeans no less

He doesn’t ski,he snow plows. Looks as if he might have mastered the bunny slope too!

Omg, jinx.

🤣🤣🤣

It’s the ultimate smackdown in ski country. 🙌🏼

Jeans absorb water *quickly* and if you fall/get into the snow even once you're rapidly left wearing stiff, clammy, heavy, and damp fabric in temperatures that're freezing or lower. Only someone completely new to skiing who's also refused the advice of everyone around them would ski in jeans.

Damn get out of my memories (I wasn’t the guy in jeans btw)

Bogus Basin 1968. We also wore cowboy boots and slipped and fell on our asses in the parking lot. But We Were Cool! 🆒

If you're prepping for your first ski trip, the odds are good that SEVERAL sources close to you have said "don't wear jeans" and explained why. So if you're skiing in jeans, it means you've willfully ignored all advice and it's no longer a question of if you'll wind up with hypothermia, but when.

😆 yep!

🤣

😂 I think you just won the internet today

at least let it be a Guinness record of a US politician being protested in the snow

Meh. All my high school years (disclosure, I am 75, lived near Boston) I skied in waterproofed jeans on my black Head Masters with Look Nevada bindings.

“If I don’t come back with the title to Greenland, Donnie’s gonna fire me. Can he do that?”

(Awkwardly) "Ok uh, so I'll walk right over here and point off in the distance, and maybe you can take a photo of that? Ok. Good."

This pic seems very memeable

I don’t want him in the US either.

implying there's a place that *does* actually want him

First there was Nixon in China, now Vance in Greenland. I can't wait for the musical.

That Vance kid in the photo must be wearing his grandpa's oversized winter jacket.

Fascism is strong with this one.

He's raising an invisible glass to all his Greenland friends who came to welcome him. They're all just out of frame, toasting too.

To be fair, many of us in the US don’t want him here either.

Oh Greenland is a barren land A land that bares no green Where there's ice and snow, and the whalefishes blow And the daylight's seldom seen, brave boys And the daylight's seldom seen The Pogues

Does that sign say couch fucker?

😂😂😂

Well, if all his rooms had was an old couch?

What a hillbilly goober

Oof ☠️ Cartman vibes

That's what I came here for

This explains every place he has ever and will ever land

Actually, it’s the Temu version of the parkas we wore in ‘72-‘74. 🤣

I like to think he chose green because he thought it would "resonate" with the natives.

Can’t argue with that, but he has a certain air about him that brings his dopiness to another level. I can’t quite put my finger on it…

👊🇬🇱🔥

😂👍🏻

Dukakis.

This picture pretty much encapsulates the accomplishments of this taxpayer-funded mission. Shillbilly Vance came away empty handed.

We don’t want him either.

LOL.

🤡

I think it is more embarrassing than funny.

"Hanging out with all my favorite Greenlanders. They're just out of frame."

For a hot minute I really thought it said white whale plan

This is all I need... this mountain of snow. And this snowbank, that's all I need. Oh and this snowball, that's it. That's all I NEED. (Apologies to Steve Martin for using his words)

😂

The coat is the only decent thing in that pic.

Did he have a visa?

Would be sad if ice broke under his feet due to climate change and he disappeared…

🥇

Chillybilly Elegy a good oronym.

Look at that schmuck. Ragnar the Eyeliner Beard, bravely conquering another chunk of ice for the Norse empire

Dude.. if it's cold enough to need that coat, you need a toque and gloves! Or... maybe it's just a fashion statement? Then you need a new fashion consultant. (no i didn't spell fascist wrong)

Is he trying to hit a ride! How embarrassing!

Reminds me of that snl skit about "IT"

We don’t want him either. Pretty funny they tried to get folks to come out to pose for photos with Usha, and they’re like…Nah.

Poor J.D.

Excellent point! 🤣

We don’t want either.

Someone with meming skills put some white rain boots on this MFer and finish him off.

There were 10,000 troops in Greenland at the height of the cold war. Now there are about 150. Doesn't seem like a crisis.

Where were the rest of the take-over delegation hiding? He invited himself, and thinks it makes him look good. Lol.

Is this “Government Efficiency”?

🤣😂🤣😂 That headline just cracks me up!

Penis in a man-jacket.

They went to measure for curtains, but the door was locked.

Brilliant 😊

South is relative…