Lowcarbdiet

Lowcarbdiet

@lowcarbdiet.bsky.social

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It’s wild how confident and ignorant you are trying to correct a record-setting NFL punter

whitedm.bsky.social@whitedm.bsky.social

It's wild how confident and ignorant you are at the same time. He's from Australia. In Australian football, that kind of kick is very common. It's called a "banana". Look it up. He did it on purpose.

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Yglesia’s Law: Whatever Matt Yglesias says, do the opposite. You will never be wrong.

Welcome to the AI revolution

Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

Beverly and Jeff Morris lived in peace and quiet on their beautiful farm before Meta broke ground on a data center complex next door. Now, they don't have clean drinking water and are dealing with constant noise pollution.

The movers probably weren't able to do it well because they have low T and no sex drive.

Bill Kristol@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social

"Ordinarily, moving historical items within the building is a deliberate process overseen by curators. Hegseth’s staff dispatched its own team to relocate an Eisenhower globe. They dropped it...The resulting gash appears to be several inches wide." wapo.st/3WF2YQo

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(Ralph Wiggum voice) I’m a class traitor!

No on I-645@no645.bsky.social

It doesn’t take a quiz whiz like @kenjennings.bsky.social to know 645 is wrong for Washington. Vote NO on 645. 🗳️ no645.com

Live from the White House, on pay-per-view!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Hegseth on Nidal Hasan: "He's gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be. We'll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it's public. Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things."

Yale has really dropped off in quality the last few years

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

Bijan is a national treasure

Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social

An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often.

Thanks for the articles on how to survive being poor in style.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

"IKEA’s blow-up chair is a delight," our Wirecutter tester says. It aims to retain the charm — and correct the faults — of the inflatable furniture of yore. How did it do? Read the full review: nyti.ms/4ikba1x

How does the Washington Post make money off these obviously shit takes?

Washington Post Opinions@postopinions.bsky.social

As murder rates plummet to a 20-year low, why are so many American cities still grappling with disorder? In @themimsshow.bsky.social, Carine Hajjar sits down with Heather Mac Donald to explore “teen takeovers,” pushback against progressive prosecutors and more.

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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Let me translate Cassidy's response from lizard-person into human for you: "I don't give a shit."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

TAPPER: You voted for Blanche. Do you think it's appropriate for the AG to be participating in a partisan political event? CASSIDY: All I saw was that little snippet. I'm going to reserve comment because I was not aware of that before this. I will say Republicans are very strong on law enforcement

I just tried calling in to work with the same excuse and they said I needed to come in anyway. What the heck...

Matt Maiocco@mattmaiocco.bsky.social

Christian McCaffrey is sitting out practice today with what the team describes as “tightness.”

Real and true

Jake Williams@malwarejake.bsky.social

Dear app developers, I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it. Sincerely, Every smartphone user ever

This lady sounds amazing and the US is a better place because she is here.

Texas Observer@texasobserver.org

New from @gaigedavila.bsky.social: “It’s not targeting criminals, it’s not targeting dangerous people, it’s targeting individuals who are members of our community, who have a lot to offer and continue to offer a lot of positive things for our entire country and our society.”

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In 24 hours, Republicans have blocked FIVE attempts from Democrats to fund TSA, FEMA, our cyber defenses, & Coast Guard while talks continue to rein in ICE & Border Patrol. Republicans are holding TSA agents' paychecks hostage so they can give more $ to ICE, with no reforms.

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If people had just listened to James Madison, we'd have a parliamentary system and the Constitution would be updated every time it was amended, rather than stapling amendments to the end of an unchanging document. First-cut Madisonianism is usually right

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So-called 'nudify' apps. Smart glasses that secretly record video. An explosion in sexualised deepfakes. Tech has turned against women, and it's time to regulate it properly, says author and gender equality campaigner Laura Bates. Read more: ft.trib.al/Z3gd5bP

I didn’t know the @weratedogs.com guy played football

Michal Dwojak@mdwojak94.bsky.social

Chicago Bears left guard Joe Thuney won the NFL’s inaugural Protector of the Year award Thursday night at the NFL Honors ceremony at San Francisco. Bears head coach Ben Johnson finished fourth in Coach of the Year voting. www.shawlocal.com/bears/2026/0...

Nazi cosplayer doing more Nazi stuff. I'm shocked.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Breaking News: The Border Patrol leader Greg Bovino mocked the Jewish faith of the U.S. attorney in Minnesota during a call with lawyers, according to several people with knowledge of the conversation.

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Laying out pretty clearly how vertically integrated healthcare schemes are screwing over individuals.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

AOC: This is quite a bit of market concentration. Agreed? CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed

LMAO why would you ever want to not procrastinate? If everyone started taking this drug then this website would dry up and blow away.

WIRED@wired.com

New research has discovered that a neural circuit may explain procrastination. Scientists were able to disrupt this connection using a drug. www.wired.com/story/neuros...

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NEWS --> Reps Eric Swalwell and Dan Goldman are introducing a new bill to strip ICE officers of qualified immunity, making lawsuits and prosecutions easier. They also say agent who killed Renee Good should be prosecuted in Minnesota. They break this news on our pod: newrepublic.com/article/2051...

newrepublic.comTrump Shooting Fiasco Worsens as Dems Find Fresh Line of Attack on ICEAs the Minneapolis killing gets darker for Trump, Representatives Eric Swalwell and Dan Goldman talk to us about their plan to rein in ICE—and about Trumpworld’s broader plunge into violence and lawl...

We should rediscover the forgotten art of minding our own business

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Opinion: Remember the one about the software CEO, the head of HR and the Jumbotron camera? Here's how the whole affair illustrates the joys and the horror of the modern world. ft.trib.al/FaDe0aG

Why is the current US administration trying to destroy all its sources of soft power?

International students contribute tens of billions of dollars to the U.S. economy and have helped make the U.S. a top research destination. But the Trump administration has taken steps to exert greater influence over colleges and universities to align them with the president’s political agenda.

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Secretary Noem finally said the quiet part out loud: asylum seekers are here legally. That admission means ICE is violating federal law under her direction as they ruthlessly assault and deport people with pending asylum cases. The truth finally comes out.

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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

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