LP the Book Goblin

💙 Isn't she lovely? I'm surprised every day to have been featured and published by such an amazing company. We have hardbacks, email delivery, the magazine & merch! #Books #AuthorsOfBluesky #PromoDayBeforeIForget(again) 🧚‍♀️

Classic memes get me every time. #TheOdyssey #Humor #Homer

I love books so much — I wish I had gone into marketing and publishing, but I'll die with the student loans I already have. Le sigh.

“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” — KURT VONNEGUT

What a title 👑 I need it immediately.

My love affair with the moon.

The world may be quite turbulent at the moment, but I think we can all take at least some solace in the fact that libraries, cafés, bookstores, bakeries, museums, and Oxford commas exist.

I was not blessed with the ability to bake like this. God knew I would be too powerful 🤭

A recently suggested. The Duchesse of Langeais, by Honore de Balzac share.google/Yux5Xp4jilJ6... #Book #BooksOfBluesky #Reading

Image from the books of the Edinburgh craft of Master Masons & Wrights. Image shows the names of roughlayers & plasterers, Beltane dues 1583. With permission from Dr Aaron Allen.

Just learned potatoes have benzodiazepines in them and suddenly a lot of things make sense

One of the joys of taking our theherbfarm.co.uk teas to Shap Farmers' & Makers' Market is being allocated a stall in the library... a good book with my cup of tea @groomb.bsky.social

My soul is full.

Edgar Allan Poe: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the pit and the pendulum Poe: it's about this guy who gets caught by the spanish inquisition King: oh, i didn't expect that! King: eh? eh? get it? Joe Hill: no, dad

Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

My baby girl. 🤍

HEY! What a wonderful kind of DAY! share.google/TZ0FELUhdAqh...

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Gary Tyler, a quilt artist who spent decades on death row for a crime he didn’t commit, now has his first solo exhibit at the Grand Rapids Art Museum

Be gay. Do crime. Get revenge. 🖤

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Play: It's Okay To Punch Nazis by Cheap Perfume 🗳

Your library card is the most priceless card you will ever own.

There exists an obligation towards every human being for the sole reason that he or she is a human being, without any other condition requiring to be fulfilled, and even without any recognition of such obligation on the part of the individual concerned — The Need for Roots, Simone Weil

Andrew Wyeth - "Wind From The Sea" (1947)

Get in, losers. We're off to be dramatic and complain about sea creatures.

Remember. No matter where you are in life or what twisting path you're traveling down, you're never too far away from a mossy haunted cottage waiting in the forest for a new sacrifice. I mean friend.

I think... I think I must see Wicker this weekend.

Just a regular reminder to please support your local bookstore, café, theatre, bakery, and library. Without us, they can't survive. Without them, neither can we.

In 1934, we added a gender-neutral pronoun for a single third person. ‘Thon’ was short for “that one.” It didn’t catch on.

Adrienne Rich, Paris Review, Interview

The DSM should update the Hoarding Disorders to include billionaires who accumulate vast unspendable quantities of wealth. It’s a psychological condition in need of treatment, a decluttering of their wealth. Money backs power and absolute power corrupts. They’ve got more money than God (3 billion 🇻🇦)

Went to an antique expo today and found more evidence that cats love to smoke. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1903.

May Saturday bring me pasta and bread.

The horror of a book arriving by post covered in stickers. I'm scraping them off and screeching like Mommy Dearest and her WIRE HANGERS 💢 #AShortHorrorStory #UGH #Books #HalloweenCameEarly #BooksOfBluesky

We don't need flying cars. We need peace, warmth, a government that functions for everyone, libraries in every neighborhood, and a haunted forest encircling every town, which we can explore at our leisure.