Lucy

when someone asks how I have beef with someone who used to be on twitter 11 years ago

feeling like a malevolent entity today

welsh guys be like: Im going to cwm. is that anything

told the office teams chat they were having so many IT issues because it’s mercury retrograde, I don’t give a shit anymore

gentle reminder

there is still nothing my life that has made me laugh as hard as this video does. there is no way this brain is capable of making something with my life

sometimes babygirl is a briefly playable corporal

period cramps so bad im hitting the polnareff

jackning off

banger ep. we’re up in the good doctor’s guts. we’re hitting Shaun Murphy’s back walls

‘Please don’t put in the papers that I look chopped and busted’

they should invent an ‘asking your friends to come to a casual dinner on your birthday’ that doesn’t feel like being a prey animal

I was born in the right era I love going on the computer and being a part of the Cpl Dunn fandom

the Boonta Vista podcast: you should listen to it, because it’s funny

no kings includes him

holy shit Bluesky is so beautiful

computers are now battlefields

I feel so out of touch with my fellow woman. nathan fielder is not fuckable. that guy is not hitting it crazy style

Yknow how people will listen to sad music or watch a sad movie to get a kind of emotional catharsis? When I’m in a foul mood I like to play one game of competitive Overwatch

very important thank you mail from a very important episode

Charlie Brown had hoes

I’m gonna get the girlies into call of duty like heated rivalry got them into hockey by posting edits of price & ghost

the new call of duty campaign is fucking annihilating me. You’re in North Korea and it’s fully like ‘ohhh will you be royal to supreme reader’ and then it’s like ‘press X to execute civilian’

going to say something wildly controversial but I don’t think he’s autistic it’s just part of the bit. and you know who I mean

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

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hated myself enough preordering call of duty and now I have to delete almost every game from my ps5. beautiful. I deserve this

“Send me the pictures from last night!” the pictures from last night:

Whalefall [2026]

pre ordering the new call of duty because I don’t care about myself or what happens to me

keep thinking I have no jetlag issues til I have one alcoholic drink and then Noah Wyle is showing me a wormhole

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that gillis SNL thing is a psyop to bring us back to woke 1 I’m sure of it. Celebrities coming out saying wow that’s misogynist!! what are we doing

I get so evil off that interrupted sleep

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I dreamed about an Italian hoagie I ate in philadelphia, I dreamed I was eating the sandwich again, this is what it’s like being a true yearner

Me 🤝 Reacher riding SEPTA and eating a cheesesteak

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how the jetlag is goin

rawdogged the 14 hour flight home (didn’t watch any movies or read books, just asked grok to do a vulgar roast of every passenger the entire trip)