Saz🌈

If you are a white person and a non-white person repeatedly tells you what their name is and you insist on calling them a name of your choosing, you are engaging in racism, regardless of you feeling you hold no racial animosity or malice.

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A second service worker I was not expecting people to get horny about has hit the comic

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Elite custom license plate + frame combo I saw today

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

Can't believed Crystal is going to end up in the main cast as Cassie's bestie instead of Noel's girlfriend

I spent so much time relaxing and focussing and mastering fine movements and above all learning. I am the project. The rest was the means to improve

A lot of people, especially us with ADHD talk shit about ourselves for our unfinished projects, like we weren’t working on ourselves and developing transferable skills by doing them.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your talking wasn’t scaring away the fish, your dad just wanted you to shut the fuck up so he could enjoy the peace and quiet.

mfw new swanboy

oh look, it's Fedward

Charles'll last 5 years, max

(green day voice) another turning point, a fork stuck in my chode

It is three months until 2027 and I think that leaves enough time to get everyone on board for 2026 to be the last year that anyone on earth uses the word "neurospicy"

Let her finish, Noel

@savantgardepod.bsky.social

I don’t understand why I was never taught about causality.

I only had 4 hours sleep last night so forgive me if I’m a little cunty

I don't know why this is true but it is and I'm so proud of you guys

Grinning like a loon reading this because these two are so cute and funny and then slapped wethands style by the word building implications of the last bit

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

Imagine getting rid of Australia, New Zealand, and Japan, plus a bunch of small island nations, but keeping England 💀

Good morning BSky, let's talk about why "Im bisexual which means I unfortunately fancy some cis men" is fucking bullshit.

When I'm in a dead-eyed smile contest

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (1961)

If you're enjoying Swan Boy, not only will the patreon give you way more Swan Boy, it will also help make it possible for me to keep making Swan Boy. Not enjoying Swan Boy? Joining the patreon will make you cooler, which will make it easier for you to enjoy it.

Me when superbat

In children's publishing, this has been like VE Day.

me irl

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

actually it's about ethics in hairdressing

If you use your phone while driving, even once, there is no hope for you.

I HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD AND CAN BE TRUSTED TO FEED MYSELF

Ah, third adaptation of Carrie, and the third one to miss the same key detail from the book and why they specifically chose pig’s blood. I get why they do it, because they labour under the misapprehension that if they had a fat actress playing Carrie the audience wouldn’t find her sympathetic.