Matthew van Eerde

Hamlet The Lion King

Frodo: Where am I, and what is the time? Gandalf: In the House of Elrond, and it is ten o'clock in the morning Gandalf: It is the morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know Frodo: What are the hours of some nearby pumpkin patches Gandalf: I can look that up for you

Pick a baseball team at random and a season that team existed at random. Let R_1, R_2, ... R_n be the number of runs the team scored in each game. Let S = R_1 + R_2 + ... + R_n. Let P = R_1 * R_2 * ... * R_n. Which is more likely to be bigger? S or P?

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I wrote a blog post on how to collect Windows audio logs

I've always BEEN myself, even when I was ill. Only, now, I SEEM myself. And that's the important thing. I have remembered how to seem, Charlie Brown

It's none of my business who the late Senator Graham was into

Fun fact: the first woman to serve in the Senate was also the last Senator who had owned slaves in their lifetime

Diminish an anime Mach GoGoShi

This is the only correct way to learn how to do anything I will die on this hill @thedevilspanties.com

Composer Max Steiner wanted to replace "As Time Goes By" in Casablanca with a song of his own. He convinced the director to reshoot the scenes that mention the song by name. Unfortunately (or fortunately!) Ingrid Bergman had cut her hair short, to shoot For Whom the Bell Tolls

Made these today! Took me forever to find red cabbage sauerkraut, but quest has been completed, and honestly - not bad! Sriracha is much better than ketchup (don't need the extra sugar). When I cook the next batch, I'm chopping the peaches.

Apparently for Sound Transit the day starts at 4 AM

I'll make you feel like Kevin but I swear I'm not a saint -- Hard to Love, BLACKPINK

Hanging on to the back of a garbage truck

Date: so what are your kinks Topologist: I like GI tract sex Date: *calculating* Date: so, like, oral and anal Topologist: yes Date: what about vaginal Topologist: technically not sex at all

(The top left hole has two pigeons) #critterposting

A moment of quiet at the Banana Bowl where the field is completely empty

The Luzhin Defense Budget

The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

What if NES Peach's hair is actually blonde but it just looks red because the castle is lit by firelight

Trying the Coke+Mentos thing

Some nights I stay up Splashin' in my bathtub - fun

Happy International Lesbian Day to all you lesbians out there

It's never too late.

"Left All Alone Again Blues" by Anne Caldwell and Jerome Kern. This is a remake of the traditional Scottish folk song "The Bluebells of Scotland" - but with an added counterpoint www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k9K...

So let it be written So let it be done

I want to frame this and hang it over my desk

The song "Ice Cream" by Selena Gomez and BlackPink references the movie Free Willy, which came out when Ms. Gomez was a year old, and none of BlackPink had been born yet

This was always the plan. Gay marriage is next Then interracial marriage Then women's suffrage

Excluding people because of... - their weight - their identified gender - their facial hair - other things unrelated to their ability to do the job ... does not give us a better military. It gives us a worse military

In fairness, hawks have eyes

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? Olympia (1938)

I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire; The day is hot, the fucking Capels are abroad, And if we meet we shall not 'scape a brawl: For now these hot days is the mad blood stirring.

E. T. the Extra-Terrestrial

President Trump's inadvertant closure of the Strait of Hormuz has lowered global fossil-fuel emissions by half a percent! Malevolence tempered by incompetence

Me: (watching The Hurt Locker) Teenager: (walks by) is this an Avengers movie Me: no but that's Jeremy Renner who plays Hawkeye Teenager: yeah and that's Captain America Me: (looks it up) Me: holy shit

Hi everyone, it’s “be nice to yourself o’ clock” which means you have to forgive yourself for something boneheaded you did AND you have to make a plan to do a small nice thing for yourself. That’s the rules. What’s a small nice thing? For me it was driving through my favorite local coffee place.

We need a Princess Bride sequel where Wesley has a death relapse and Princess Buttercup becomes the next Dread Pirate Roberts

Windows' new "move taskbar to side or top" feature works really well with full-screen Windows App connections - put the taskbar in different locations on the local and remote and you can instantly tell which Start menu you are interacting with

The biggest problem with online libertarianism is that many "libertarians" mistake repudiation of the status quo for a sufficient requirement to be libertarian, rather than merely a necessary one

Video Games are for everyone. PERIOD. No matter what the color of your skin, gender, etc. Don't give any attention to the nobodys & grifters that say otherwise. They're not worth the time of day & just ignore their toxicity and bullshit. As long as you're having fun, that's all that matters. 😎🎮👍🏾

An easy fast to my followers in the Tribe