Creator of Hambee

Servers at the Cheesecake Factory all over the country are mentally preparing for a night flooded w bad tippers

my brother in christ is my guy

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i call my moderna covid booster my annual dolly dose

As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst

What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.

saw spider-man today. big issue with the film. no self respecting kid from queens would order little caesar’s delivery

on the bad side, my car broke down and i’m waiting on a tow on the good side, it broke down in front of a taqueria next door to an ice cream shop

i can’t wait for this motherfucker to leave for mars

historically accurate movies mostly suck

naked as the eyes of a clown

had to go to urgent care because i stuck a treble hook too deep in my thumb to do the fishing line trick. a novocain shot, tetanus shot and wire cutter later and i’m on the hook for 1,300. insurance was billed 5,000. great system we’ve got here

OK.

prompt: horace grant with hair

i love to speak ill of the dead. it’s the best.

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gotta say goodbye to one of the best dogs ever to dog today and it sucks and i’m sad

Date yourself with a snap of your first ever compute.

never forget that before getting robbed for luka the mavs fumbled away brunson

In some ways Rubio's right, it's intrinsically American, just not the way he means: the UFC was created as a marketing event to showcase a Brazilian immigrant family's business that was developed based upon what they had learned from a Japanese immigrant.

that feeling when you look at your now adult child home from college and realize you are no longer legally obligated to feed them

when it comes to vegan vs carnivore the science is undeniable that forming your identity around food is loser shit

i’m higher than bespin

metal as fuck

so colbert is basically a force ghost now

introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live david bowie the cult the beastie boys metalica public enemy pearl jam willie nelson sharon jones and the dap kings sturgill simpson the ramones

bar beer bottle beating is my favorite house of pain b-side

it’s mambo no. 5

today is the day my wife regrets all those times she told me she’s not my mother

tyler childers puts on a helluva show

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

The history books were absolutely cooking me. Simply because of who I had been and what I had done.

she would like to speak to the manager

trump will keep the republicans in congress in line by threatening to send jd vance to campaign for them

we manage to time it where we were walking out of project hail mary just as the artemis was splashing down. give me more of this, what do you call it again? joy, wonder and optimism?

going tonight because it’s still my best theater option. not ordering any food so my ticket costs them money

we have a substitute today

everything everywhere all at once buffet

atheists and evangelicals have one thing in common. neither of us care what the bible says

meh friday

so far the biggest change ai has brought to my daily work is that instead of telling account that forwarding the client email doesn’t count as a creative brief i’m telling them sharing the ai client meeting transcript doesn’t count as a creative brief

advertising works on you

I slept in my Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes shirt and i woke up everybody

“Keep in mind that every website you go to while on the White House network, even while using incognito mode, is cached and can be reviewed on our end,” the memo read https://theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sends-out-reminder-memo-about-child-porn/

to be fair, i’ve ended up at several waffle houses with no recollection of how i got there

the enemy has no defense against cringe

(ludacris voice) whore-mooz