Oh no, MackJ

Work: Don’t pet or feed dogs on your route. Me: fuck the system

went with Gennie to see a friend of hers perform his first drag performance and he blew it out of the gd park

between this Ethan thing and watching the episode of MASH where BJ cheats on his wife it’s a bad day for wife guys

the straight guy on a date at the drag show at the bar who doesn’t know what “friend of dorothy” means to his date: “I’m going to get a Vesper. …. do you know what that is?”

shut the fuck up larry

been watching too much MASH. delivered a package and the guy asked “do you need a name.” I said “no thanks, already got one”

hot take but having a car that goes from 0 to 60 in less than a second is bad actually

the masculine urge to run and jump into a wood chipper like a slip-n-slide

finally a metaphor I can wrap my head around

finally a chair that lets you get real with your students in total comfort

Martha Stewart with that fresh Dr Zaius fit

this is how I flirt

What I picture whenever I send a letter to the Dead Letter Office

someone brought puppies in to the depot and were seeing if any carriers wanted to adopt. yeah but no but yes but I can’t

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

well I was pretty sure this was never going to become relevant again

a man made entirely of nutsack skin

Graveyard Keeper 2 either uses genAI or has the absolute worst cutscene artist in the business.

don't be shy gen con go ahead. don't be shy pax unplugged go ahead. don't be shy origins go ahead. don't be shy gamehole go ahead. don't be shy gary con go ahead. don't be shy page go ahead. don't be shy breakout go ahead. don't be shy dragon con go ahead.

SPONGE BOB ME BOY,

starve this slobbering old beast forever

my favorite thing about bluesky is how it soft-locks itself at least once a day

this is good because I think what will cheer up those sailors trapped on a supplyless decaying hellbarge for most of the year is an unkillable boner

look out leo!

pre-view review

crazy to work in an administration with a guy who wants to bulldoze your uncle’s memorial

🎼What a day this has been 🎵What a rare mood I’m in 🎶Why it’s almost like being in- *falls down a set of cement stairs and lands in a bush*

well we’re fucked

Welcome back Mitch!

“You do my dad's legacy and the legacy of all these victims no honor by using this tragedy to spread hate…I've had to grow up and spend the past 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers and sisters, to hate on people who don't look like them."

please remenber tk drink water or you’ll end up missing work like I’m about to

Me: *walks vaguely in the vicinity of a spider web* Spiders:

pax so far is kinda weird and i don't know what could sum it better than a gigantic booth at the main hall entrance called ZONDISION existing

friends at PAX, could tou steal anything that isn’t nailed down and smuggle it to me? if it isn’t too much trouble

yesterday I found out that the cat on my route I call “little mama” (she’s the mother of several other cats in the neighborhood) had a litter of kittens. I’ll update with photos if I can manage any

And besides Islamophobia, always 6) massive, constant, gutter racism. Anti-Blackness above all, forever and ever amen. The Republican party needs to be crushed asap, and if the Democratic Party refuses to do so they need to be crushed asap too. Let’s just keep crushing until things get civilized.

who’s that girl? youtu.be/r0qDBYiOBrc?...