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Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting https://theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-excitedly-chases-own-penis-through-cabinet-meeting/

Look at god

Sic ‘em

In the latest battle for College Football Outer Space, we've got UCF's space jerseys and Houston's astronaut helmets today.

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

I guess you could watch Texas Tennessee. But why when you when there’s a bum fight between Baylor and Colorado!?

Is auburn state school Baylor?

It feels good to see TCU look like a pile of shit

Did I do this right?

Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls https://theonion.com/trembling-rfk-jr-tells-dominatrix-to-use-processed-foods-on-his-balls/

We’re not changing it.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE

Got my @minakimes.bsky.social up next to my @sheaserrano.bsky.social

Beefenfreude.

AND THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE…WE’RE YEARBOOK CHAMPS #sicem

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social re: weather report. Mike Lombardi’s HR kerfuffle is that he won’t stop sacrificing students to keep the ghosts away.

One way you can tell trans women are really women is that Stephen A Smith treats them like shit

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’

For real, what makes you feel more focused, more energized, more aroused and shake all night in a good way for real?

U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/

“The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one minute,” said the Louisiana Republican

Just like we definitely believe you.

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

Hahahahaha

My big hang up with MLS, at least in Austin, is that the games are fun but the quality of play feels like a minor league game and it’s hard to go as family of 3 for less than $300.

SICKOS HORSE!

Hear me out…chili crunch

It’s fine. Mormons smash so many energy drinks.

Great kit matchup this afternoon #worldcup

My non soccer watching wife just screamed "you divey little cunt!"

Bond Villain

“We’re getting very close to meeting our objectives as we move toward winding down humanity’s presence on planet Earth,” Trump said during a press conference meant to address concerns over the world’s duration

pausa de hidratación

Jon Secada

DUNK ON SPENCER DOT HORSE @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social #charitibundi

He has a pact with his crew to get laid at prom.

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

somebody out there, please return campbell's balls

The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895

DUKE TEARS