Megan

Do you know how annoying it is that anytime I am funny or clever on the internet, AI can scrape it? Excuse me, I use less water and this humor is locally sourced trauma-denial, hell sometimes it's even bespoke.

I can see the faces of people thousands of miles away and talk to them in real time. Parents on business trips can still say goodnight to their kids.

that’s a genuinely beautiful way to put it

We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

Kara is a fantastic author, a truly kind person, and a pleasure to communicate with. I cannot recommend her enough.

Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my homies who didn't figure it out until much later but My God There Were Signs™

Did anyone else take way too long to figure out that the two old guys on that one Twenty One Pilots album was not an official photo of the band members? I was really pleased that the senior citizens had gotten so popular as musicians.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

daily reminder ✨

My favorite bit right now is "______ is just a scam for Big ________ to sell more _______s." E1: Gender is just a scam by Big Toilet to sell more bathrooms. E2: The moon is just a scam by Big Astrology to sell more horoscopes. Please create some/share your favorites!

weird dreams last night including meeting @maggiestiefvater.bsky.social in a Barnes and Noble in a truly enormous mall. She was an employee because she couldn't write books after "the incident". I was trying to convince her that she could and we needed more of her books as she stared at me, haunted

Me: a librarian with storytime training and experience as well as a storytelling class under my belt, literally professionally read to children My spouse: just a guy Offspring: "Dada read it" The nerve.

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

On one hand, yes this will be interesting. On the other hand, If you've EVER seen an early 2000s film where a diary becomes public, we're about to get some hot takes on the Popular Kids and read some bad poetry about Fauci's crush.

Kara Jorgenson is my personal hero and also potentially a slightly more goth version of the little person who lives in my brain.

RFK Jr like 😮

We always have to tell people this, you just have to be louder around July 4th and New Year's because people who do dumb stuff with fireworks have already blown their eardrums.

Someone let ICE watch "The Sound of Music" and their only takeaway was "clearly the nuns are guilty" which is a wild take.

So the people mad about 'scrying' can easily find a solution to their vocabulary problem but it will lead them to a greater fear...an even bigger book with a lot of words they don't know in it. If they get past that to the definitions portion, they may one day accept The Dictionary.

Informed my spouse first thing this morning that we're only referring to RFK Jr as "Wormy Bob" from now on so this is my Father's Day gift to the world. (You're welcome)

@katriddell.bsky.social I would love to be your coworker because ~librarian shenanigans~but I do not think the universe could handle it and that's why we're being kept apart.

Me to my toddler: yes we're all taking a little rest. All the kids. All the grown ups. You're not missing anything. We're all resting Toddler: 🤔 Me: time for everyone to rest Toddler: (implied) disrespectfully, mother, I'm pretty sure that's bull

A group of children’s authors and illustrators have launched the “We Are Better Than This” campaign, described as a “creative uprising” against AI. 👇

I've had some folks recommend Scrivener and I recently got an ad for Dabble, a Scrivener-like cloud based software. Can y'all chime in with thoughts on either tool? Trying to decide which to try out #writer #amwriting #writersky #scrivener #dabble #justwriterthings

Swatched yarn for the first time ever. EVER. I've been doing knit/crochet for 15+ years...

Born to exist as the weird fae-touched woman in the village who is nonetheless valued for her contributions to the community, cursed to exist under capitalism in a single family home with no support humans within walking distance.

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

Do not spin, Abnormal, Bedtime are the 3 that would go on my enclosure

It was an absurdly long Wednesday and I'm going to write a strongly worded letter about it when I peel myself off the floor of my shower.

Can't prove this but maybe the reason for Attenborough's longevity is that whenever Paddington arrives to shepherd his soul on, he fends him off with his powers of nature narration. "The perplexed ursine psychopomp withdraws, his hunt unsuccessful. Perhaps a 1970s bass player will make easier prey."

I don't have D&D on Saturday so naturally I've ignored my DM responsibilities to write the next dungeon and instead blissfully ignored that it will take me at least a day to write plot, build NPCs, make or get a map, and get some riddles and puzzles to mix things up. I will not learn from this.

I can't relate because I've never bought the good stuff so 🤷🤷🤷

On the one hand, I absolutely would be dead without my SSRI, but on the other hand, we all know I’m not the kind of person this administration wants around

Could YOUR vacation rental host Eldritch Horrors? If you don't book with a company with guaranteed summoning-prevention, this could happen to you! Vacation rental agreements can be rife with loopholes. Look for the distinctive National Witches' Council seal on any rental agreements before you sign

Told my toddler to eat, put the food in his tummy. He smashed his breakfast into his chest. Yeah I need to rephrase that