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Just two weeks ago, everyone was screeching about China stealing all of our data through TikTok, but now Elon steals it and the MAGA crisis actors are OK with it? That's some fucking bullshit.

In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server. Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

All they left out was "Dear Leader"

when u make a silly joke on this platform

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!

i wasn't born to work, i was born to go on adventures, browse book shops, concoct potions, cast spells and spend my days sipping coffee in my 18th century seaside castle.

Dear MAGA, The inauguration will be a private affair. Just Trump & the broligarchs in the rotunda. No seating for you. No special events to acknowledge your support. Not to worry. There will be emails later urging you to buy Trump coins, shoes, bibles, hats etc. Keep that cash coming. Be best.

Yes, to all the people who bookmarked this post, TikTok is now back online. How did I know?

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Are TikTok users really dumb enough to buy this crap? That’s enough proof right there that this is a nat sec threat 🤦🏽‍♀️

They shut down their own app for a day, then turned it back on thanking Trump. What an obvious scam this was. Disgusting on the part of the Tik Tok owners, Trump, and all his sycophants who reversed their positions on it one second after he did for no reason other than he did.

“He knows those vote counting computers better than anyone, and we ended up winning” Stolen in plain sight…

This

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Um. What the fuck? “Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.” Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?

Attention Pennsylvania Attorney General.

A confession?

Straight out of central casting.

This is how you defend your democracy against a tyrant.

TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies! BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that. MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!

Sometimes you just wanna...

MADDOW: “Maybe what President Biden should have done is not just pardon his son, Hunter, but named him ambassador to France. Maybe then the criticism would be a little more muted.”

RFK Jr. was caught on a hot mic saying that vaccines in schools should be voluntary. He is completely unfit to serve as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Block B: Joe Biden pardons his son MSM: Omgee. Did Joe lie? Is his legacy doomed? Are democrats devastated? Will it give Trump permission to be Trump? How can we believe anything anyone says anymore? 😭 Block B is dominating MSM coverage this week. By design. ...

Hold the fuck on a second, let me see if I have this straight… MAGA wants Trump to pardon the January 6th attackers, who they’re also saying were “deep state actors” on “our side” and they were “sent by Pelosi”… Does anyone speak that particular brand of stupid?

Jeffrey Toobin: “Biden’s pardon for his son dishonors the office.“ I am so sick of these fucking talking heads. I am so sick of CNN. I am so sick of these self defeating assholes. Our freedom is on the line and these guys are in-fucking-capable of focusing on what’s at stake. FUCK.

Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽

We’re not going back.

When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless. But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.

I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.

I feel seen