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IEPs are going to be the death of me

The beautiful climate change smoke colored sunset we got today….

My pool, from 10-11:30 is just the retirees in my building, and it’s the best time to go because it’s nice and quiet, the sun isn’t trying to murder me, and the retirees are all delightful.

I’ve been watching sailboats sail by all day. I love having no responsibilities.

I report every ad I can. A 3min educational YouTube video with 2 ads? Fuck off. Reported. Watching an old show & instead of utilizing the ad breaks BUILT INTO THE FLOW OF THE SHOW, you want to add extra ads & cut lines mid word? I will be reporting that (and making a point not to get the thing)

Randomly started thinking about suburbanites who say they are from Chicago… I say the suburbs because that is where I am from. I am not from Chicago, I am from the suburbs of it. I’ve never really understood the suburban need to say we’re from Chicago…It’s just as easy to say “the Chicago suburbs”

If you need flowers in Chicago, The Jade Vine is the only option. Look at this magnificent dried arrangement I just picked up! They even matched my vase perfectly. Their fresh bouquets are also magical AND they’re an eco florist so it’s good for you AND the community.

The amount of people I’ve seen in the comments of any post about the Artemis mission, who are laughing and saying it’s all fake… I knew these people existed, but oh my god I need them to be afraid of being made fun of again bc it’s EVERYWHERE

Schools should be closed on full moons. I’m tired.

Moving? Stressful. Movers who broke things? Stressful. Building management mad at me because of movers? Stressful. Have to move more things yourself (with a friend bc I cannot lift)? Stressful. Getting Astrovirus & peeing out of my ass 4 days straight? Stressful. Ready for Spring Break & lobotomy.

My movers are godsends but also now I have to tip them extra extra well (I was already planning on an extra good tip, now it’s just double the extra)

Drunk texting my movers. Also, I have a panoramic view of the gay beach now.

all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind

the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.

a caked up himbo that can pronounce all the hard dinosaur names

The girl in this Unknown Number documentary needs more therapy, how is she still like…. fine with her mom?

If you cheat on someone, I hate you. If you cheat on someone I hate, I still hate you. If you cheat on someone I love, I want the worst for you, I hate you, and I hope you don’t feel one second of peace for the rest of your life. That is all.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Guess he hasn’t met two of my three uncles (in their late 70s) Although, I suspect 70 year old men with autism avoid him, he is a walking talking sensory nightmare.

I’m starting antidepressants and I’m hoping that maybe I’ll eventually be able to be excited about things again, or want to do anything, or feel something… like, at all. I don’t know the last time I was truly excited, or sad, or mad, or whimsical… It’s been years…

personally I care way more about this than jimmy kimmel but hopefully people who care about kimmel realize how it’s connected to mahmoud

Trying to write my first IEP today and this is the first time since starting this journey that I am feeling unprepared.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

I had a few words at the Tesla Diner protest.

Dear all movies and especially horror movies. How am I supposed to be scared of your monsters in the dark if your color grading is so dark that everything is just flat black?

It’s almost like no one who isn’t a cop likes cops. Plus, the cops who would leave (though no one would actually follow) aren’t worth their salaries anyway

While trying to teach my SpEd students not to use the AI summary on Google I asked them to Google something and and nearly all of them had different answers and half of them were incorrect.

Today was my last day at vaughn and I am SAD, I’m excited for what’s next, I am terrified for what’s next, I am both not at all ready and ready for what is next.

This is the fourth video I’ve seen of mounted police abusing and directing horses to trample people. They’re done this four times ON CAMERA. In less than 4 days. How many other protesters have been trampled that we haven’t seen?

I’ve seen horse mounted cops use the horses to trample people THREE separate times. One of the times I also saw a limp woman need to be carried to help bc the cops refused to allow an ambulance.

Getting into fights with internet people to quell the shitty week vibes. Called someone an out and proud genital wart. Feeling better but not good.

Been having a shitty time and all my people I lean on when that happens are MIA or flat out ignoring me and that’s adding to the shitty time. Anyway, it’s almost Friday and I’m going to turn to dust at 2:30pm tomorrow

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

I went to Smartbar last night and I am a husk of a person today. It was nice to see Harry and Madeline play but my god, I am not cut out for that anymore.