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Why do some cashiers just stand there holding out the receipt for the customer to take when the customer is clearly busy with post check-out wallet reorganization? Why not just pop it into the shopping bag? It's a little nerve wracking, tbh. I'm curious.

So Ivanka saw an island in the Adriat that she thought every single civilization that's sailed that very sea since 8,000 BCE just MISSED? So she and her hubby Slenderman asked Diaper Don if they could have it and he said yes? And the Albanian people have weighed in with a Fuck No! Good.

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Watching the movie Death of Stalin and 100% seeing the terrified sociopaths of his inner circle as members of Trump's administration. I keep a bottle of champagne waiting, just in case.

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business — theonion.com/jesus-clarif...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ — theonion.com/mike-johnson...

I just watched Episode 4 of Bride of Charlie, so I'm gonna review it. Candice Owens and Erika Kirk (I almost called her Erika Kane if there's any soap fans out there!) are BOTH dirt bag grifters and I hope they lose all their money. Oh-Part 4 was boring and weird. But I DO love the infighting.

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He’s running against good progressive democrats. Kinda helping maga

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The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸 @theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk

Anyone else find it ironic that Andrew is now to be referred to as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, since Lord Mountbatten was one of the royal family's most egregious pedophile? Not much in the way of reflection with this clan.

We❤️🇺🇸 and our neighbors too! Hope is here. No Kings #Indivisible #NoKings @indivisible.org

Jasmine Crockett Slams MAGA for Blaming Kirk Killing on Dems www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

New precise measurement of how online you are: I am “I know about the Fuentes-Kirk feud, I know what groypers are, and I recognize the Pepe meme” online but not “recognize the video game references” online.

Americans have short memories—keep reminding them. PLEASE SHARE!

As much as I disliked Charlie Kirk, he didn't deserve to die. That being said, here's a list of things he espouses. The left doesn't need to tone down their rhetoric. The right owns this shit.

The Union had Lincoln leading them.. Now we have Jeffries&Schumer. Biden fxxxed things up badly for all of us at the end.. And he probably can't even remember Gaza, Merrick Garland,letting millions cross the border or refusing to be a one term president as he promised until forced2 drop out anymore

Thank you, Pat @bannerite.bsky.social, for including me. I'm honored to be among these fantastic accounts that do excellent work online and in the field.

My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.

One of the telling moments of Mike Flood's Nebraska town hall was when he asked the audience if they wanted a 28 year old man who isn't working to have FREE healthcare. The audience screamed back YES! He was actually surprised. Clueless prick.

I wish we had a Bastille to storm or something. I'm getting kinda testy.

Fuck off Texas and your Steals on Wheels sociopath of a governor. (No offense meant to any other disabled person-just THAT asshole).

This about covers it.

Election monitors need to be employed during the midterms. It's very doable. And we should use paper ballots. That's doable too. We HAVE to trust that election-even the people who voted for the only side that cheats.

Bass: I just signed an executive directive that puts all city departments and leadership on notice to protect Angelenos—essentially from the federal government. We’re also filing a FOIA request because we want to know: Who are these masked men, and why are they masked in the first place?

I will never forgive Lisa Murkowski! 🤬

As fireworks will rocket into the sky this weekend, national pride has, under Trump, sunk to its lowest point in recent memory, per a new Gallup poll. newrepublic.com/post/197441/...

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy... "That's just how it is."

Zohran Mamdani’s win has inspired over 3400 young people to raise their hands to run for office just since Tuesday. It’s now @runforsomething.net’s biggest candidate recruitment moment since the election. A new generation of leaders is here.

I have a proposal ready

We need to primary every last one of these Democrats who think being able to afford to live is radical.