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Digger is a particularly flaccid SNL skit stretched to feature length with a tacked-on meta frame story designed to appeal to its audience’s laziest tendencies. Feels like a movie for people deeply insecure they couldn’t quit Twitter.

RIP bozos

The Outside currently has the Backrooms piss yellow color filter on it

hell yeah

Squelchy noises, soaring AOR, and deathcore all in the first 10 minutes? Yep, that’s Fire-Toolz all right

Art by Doug Beekman for Darkmage by Barbara Hambly (1988)

4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.

yesterday @pizzaroger2003.bsky.social asked me why he shouldn't buy the minions wifi router and was horrified to discover that they are considered very good

I haven’t been involved in Needlejuice’s day to day operations since late 2023. The repeated excuse that my departure is why the company hasn’t been able to produce anything is frankly offensive.

Fantastic record, glad a good store got it. Back in the day I would have been desperate to press this

As I was leaving the lilac festival a shitload of cops whipped around the corner of south and Elmwood, pulled out handguns and rifles, told me to gtfo and shut down several blocks while converging on one house…

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

These are the people who make The Laugust Of Us right

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happy homestuck day to those who celebrate. fun fact: i got pretty close to signing the soundtrack at needlejuice a few years ago. it fell through obviously, probably for the best.

Do you think furries and the bondage puppy people get along or is there some kind of cultural appropriation stolen valor thing going on

One of the last time capsules of the old internet is about to disappear… so many charming little websites, from a better & more optimistic time to be online, lost like tears in the rain…

Not particularly happy with being scapegoated again, this time publicly, but when you’re dealing with a narcissist and his enablers what can you do? If they could make them they would. It’s that simple.

As part of our corporate growth initiative, we have fired the guard who always tells the truth. We believe this will result in a streamlined customer experience. Thank you.

It’s days like today I wish this app had private accounts

Join Anomaly - and feel the speed- as we community partner with @drydentheatre.bsky.social for a Roger Corman Double Feature! On 35mm! 💥 We are showing Death Race 2000 (1975) + Deathsport (1978)! 📅 Saturday, April 4 @ 7:30 p.m. More info: www.eastman.org/event/film-s... #ROC #RochesterNY

TVアニメ 第3期 黄金郷編 2027年10月放送決定

"Frieren" Season 3. October 2027. Golden Land Arc.

hey sooooooooo my new record, LAVENDER NETWORKS, will be out on WARP RECORDS this may. there's a single out now called Balam =^..^= Says IPv09082024 Strawberry Head. i love you!!! warp.net/fire-toolz

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

HD burger low poly drink

buy a cheap refurbished office pc and put opnsense on it, bingo bongo bango you've got a router

I think it's really funny that Frieren is basically a legacy sequel (to a series that doesn't exist) and yet it avoids every pitfall legacy sequels fall into. Like there's no excuses for being unable to pass the baton to a younger cast when Fern and Stark exist and have incredible arcs

it is the 2020s and there is time for zoop

the people crave zoop

I hate genAI but I’m pretty sure that the only job it’s actually capable of replacing is “general computer programmer” so I’m stuck with it.

I had a dream that Apple made a home theater receiver that looked like one of those cheese grater Macs

me every time I scan my member card at @thelittletheatre.bsky.social

i told the slop machine to make a command-line bluesky client and it cranked it out in like 20 minutes (this is the test post), should i go throw my phone into a pool

Time to rain some d00m.

As part of our corporate growth initiative, we have fired the guard who always tells the truth. We believe this will result in a streamlined customer experience. Thank you.

The only good social media algorithm on the entire internet is run on some guy’s computer and it goes down every time he needs to swap out a part

Been working on getting this in y'alls hands for years. From the remastering to the design, IM SO PROUD OF THIS go buy it!!!! We also got tapes & CD's:)

i signed this btw

The biggest mistake I see people make on Magic Arena is blowing their removal way too early. The biggest mistake I make is not mulliganing.

when i'm watching a historical costume drama about a rich couple's rocky marraige held together by an adorable child and they buy the kid a horse