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looking at all the basic social and familial relationships that weird paid losers are telling us they delight in using chatbots for, and — if you believe them, anyway — I guess I’d say you can forget about reading and writing, because simply interacting with human beings is going to be a niche skill

Me when leaving my quarter in the Aldi shopping cart: Benevolence! Goodness upon you, merry gentlefolk! Feast upon my bounty and be well! Me when I take back my quarter: my precioussssss

Next time you thank any of them for their service

the best pod out there, many people are saying

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

A solid gold television

Oh to win the contract to convert data centers into housing. Or like, laser tag or something. Libraries.

My man invented a whole ass word

Places your hand in this bread box "What's inside?" Le pain

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Same in America but with screaming.

Dammit kalshi market was that the toddler would have run out there instead

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

When luby's ain't got no jello

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Throbbing red on the evening horizon. The bigtop peaks silhouetted from the growing flames below. From across the field he sees it happening and runs toward it though the world's failing light abstracts the distance. He's getting no closer. My circus! My monkeys!

Well at least the school's academic credentials are not also a giant joke now

Be cursed youtu.be/SLP9mbCuhJc?...

Told you. I'm done with that life. "But you're the best we've got" Sorry, colonel "There were little bits of carrot" *sighs, slowly pulls on rubber gloves* One more emission

Hell yes more of what this used to be

In this economy? I just might

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Pretend it's his bday Happy Nikola tesla day to those who celibate

FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System

*Spartacus voice* I...am Joey bologna

Some of your favorite celebrities also had incurable cancers what are you complaining about

If the usual suspects went straight to vhs

He got shoebody bopped

Y'all come see me and the dudes at the firehouse

Paradise city. Where thoughtful budgeting and infrastructure make for green spaces that mitigate climate impacts, improve air quality for residents, and create spaces for social gatherings. Also titties.

the dream of AI for the bosses is that it will be a way to fire all designers and artists but it doesn't work. Not because of inherent qualities of the technology but because any low-cost/low-effort solution will quickly become tightly associated with "small businesses run by lazy dipshists"

N- no. No.

The only choice

yeah like this

Is there an anthology of these? Would be amazing What would the title be

Does a Swede emerge from the mouth to announce the winner of the vote?