Mandy Mitchell

A Star Trek themed soup restaurant called “Ugly Bowls of Mostly Water” Is this anything

Street Fighter was an incredibly fun film, but the anachronism of having gorditas in 1993 really took me out of the experience.

Everybody loves to clown on Star Wars for “somehow, Palpatine came back”; No one wants to talk about how the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring is basically, “Somehow, Sauron came back”

I miss the simplicity and joy of the click wheel.

This bowling ball does not seem to be in great shape; seems like they could have at least given him a new one.

Murder, She Wrote reboot with JB Fletcher’s great niece Why isn’t anyone making this?

An AI agent called “Sloppy Joe” Is this anything

For all of its faults, one magical thing about the broadcast era was stumbling onto a show in the middle of its run, picking up odd reruns in syndication, and never being sure you’d seen it all: the rest of the show was constantly a hazy, unknown territory, often making it seem bigger than it was.

Night Is Short, Walk On, Girl

This is basically the dialog from the base star Cylons in the Battlestar Galactica reboot. All it needs is, “End of Line”

Remember when computers were beige?

Video game where you design a hospital that is as hard to navigate as possible

OH: Shitting out buckets of words was never the holdup

MySQL PostreSQL SQLite

USB. USB is all of them.

It’s about this thing, not that other, totally unrelated thing that no one was talking about and that no reasonable person would have considered in this context.

*cocks shotgun* “LLM’s haunted”

Are there any ball point pens that are actually good for left handed people?

Must suck to be a lesbian rogue this week, with all those penalties to stealth checks…

The Artemis II astronauts have the opportunity to do the funniest thing when they get back

Remember that time when Microsoft introduced the first Surface tablet and spent like five minutes of their intro event bragging about how they’d engineered the clicky sound of the kickstand?

Didn’t they do a Starfleet Academy episode about this

Caulk the wagon and attempt to fork the repo Is this anything

@holman.bsky.social long shot: do you know if there are any extant video copies of your old talk, "How GitHub Uses GitHub to Build GitHub"? It came up in a recent conversation, and I could only find the slides.

Home goods stores should have knife sales for the Ides of March. Why is no one on this?

Somehow, Spring returned

Climb every mountain Shave every yak

What if your process scheduler was an LLM

Tired: Downloading Gentoo so you can compile your whole OS Wired: Vibecoding your whole OS I mean, what could go wrong?

State of the pantry > State of the Union In other words, we’re going to Costco

If body wants food, why does it tell brain “ew, food”? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Fine. I’ll do the age verification meme. I manually reconfigured dip switches to fix IRQ conflicts between the add-on cards in my Gateway 2000 PC in order to resolve freezes in my video games.

Had a dream that they added a “grudge” badge as an alternative to “follows you” on profile pages, and I crushed to discover folks I’d never interacted with holding grudges against me. 😭

Same, tbh

Have you ever been nerd sniped so hard that your health suffered for it?

I may have made a terrible mistake: I got so absorbed/obsessed by what I was doing that I neglected to eat until two hours past my normal lunch. I am now heating up food, and it is an agonizing wait now that I am aware of my body again.

It’s been a while since I wrote enough to get one of these. Iykyk

Have you ever thought about how if you always wait to open a box of cereal until you’ve finished the last one, then you’re eating serialized cereal?

Have you ever had a film that you were sort of afraid to watch because of what it might mean if you didn’t “get it”?

Someone really ought to create a CDN that’s just called “banana” Think about it: “banana for scale”

“Ping pong of clarity” may become one of my new favorite phrases