Nigel Manton.

This guy clearly never saw John Copper Clarke at the Electric Circus in 1978.

Nicely done. Or... 🎶I've been driving in my car... It's not quite a Lancast...ar🎶?

Wowsers. Andy Burnham. Amazing scenes.

How do I leave England?

I think Eric speaks for us all when asked "What are you looking forward to most about this season?" #kingeric #epl #glazersout #ratcliffeout

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I think that there should be a legal requirement for there to be buses on Sundays in all villages.

This..... Oh God this.

Rain at #zandvoort #f1

This is the sky tonight over that exact location where I took the other picture last night. What a difference a day makes. #eclipse

Desperate Times. They've hemorrhaged subscribers under Gallagher's push to turn it into the Mail for people with O levels. It's long since crossed the line into untruths & non-dom billionaire fantasies. Cheaper than toilet roll is about right. 12 Months For Just £12 share.google/D5unC5HXFZks...

Perfect. Gave me a nice little chuckle....

At the end of a very hot day, what an event! I experienced some quite unexpected emotions, and was delighted with my little spot in the middle of a deserted road in Andalusia. Phone cameras can never capture it. #eclipse

The last generation who can afford to retire has already retired

- We believe in second chances! - So you think refugees deserve a second chance at making a life? - Not like that - Young people who’ve made mistakes shouldn’t be punished? - Nope - Benefits to help people get back on their feet? - Ha! - So who do you believe in second chances for? - Nazis!

Yes

I am Liam

For those who prefer their hair to be nasty, brutish and short

This x 1000

me in 1997: i can't wait for the future when microsoft word fixes all the issues and it becomes a more user-friendly piece of software me in 2026: any day now

🧡 grateful for this fox rescue blessings kind sir 🧡🔆🎈🌼🧡

Was pro Brexit, was a Tory, then Brexit party, finally Reform. A journey so many bitter, older voters made. I’ll never understand peope like her, who seem to take joy in spite and putting the country in reverse gear, making everything insular, meaner and smaller.

#seesaw

Loving this idiocy. Farage has always promoted himself as the anti-establishment figure. The establishment he's having to fight now is a really quick witted, well educated professional humorist in a bin hat. Where do his "stick it to the man" followers place their cross this time? Lol!

Game on, Nige.

So if we get past Senegal, we just need to beat Mexico, then Brazil and then Argentina to reach the final. #worldcup #england

Duncan is very clever. So clever he can make a living from pointing at things and saying "that's less than ideal" without coming up with anything better. Such a clever clever man.

No hiring process at any job requires multiple rounds of interviews. I've been interviewing people for years and I can tell you that you can *always* tell whether someone is right for the job or not after the first interview.

Welding gloves are better than oven gloves.

Ten years ago today the whole country and its future were sacrificed on the altar of Boris Johnson’s ego, David Cameron’s stupidity and Nigel Farage’s prejudice. A decade thrown away and a nation left angrier and poorer. Thanks, you absoute pricks.

Canadian shooting coach....... #fifa #worldcup #banjo #cowsarse

That's enough to buy a Vanguard class submarine every month and a Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier for Xmas every year, for ever. And still have more than a trillion in the bank. I wish the big titted, pasty freak would fuck off to Mars.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

I've been saying this for years. Or categorise them as media companies under Ofcom. Right now they claim they're just the shithouse door on which others scrawl.

Now this I would watch!!!!! Happy Birthday Eric. "I am not a man, I am Cantona!"

You can argue for and against VAR but one thing that is indisputable is that it's made the experience of watching football worse.

@davidallengreen.bsky.social You alright mate???

Hold on a minute! Stanley and Gloria would like to have a chat with the Guardian's photo editor's choice of photograph to illustrate an article about increasingly stupid dogs! #dogsofbluesky

@lewisgoodall.com Why have you stopped posting on here Lewis? X is a cesspit.

A thousand times this.....

#dogsofbluesky After 13 hard months, I finally got the dogs back from the ex. Stanley and Gloria. Utter utter joy. #neveragain

Well done Mr Dunt.

Any Labour politician who doesn’t constantly link inflation with Farage for his Brexit and his Trumphilia is lacking basic competence

This. A thousand times this.

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That's the west coast mainline for you