Beware the Ides of Marche

marche100.carrd.co I've updated my carrd for the first time in a million years! Now you can see all of the wonderful projects I've worked on (except for the 50 that are still under NDA). I'm not actually looking for work right now. Really, I just updated this for my own self-satisfaction. Lol

I think it's telling that seemingly no one has attempted to do an acoustic cover of "Shadow 22" yet. I'm sure it'll happen eventually, but talk about a song that seems like a (Moon) 11/10 on the difficulty meter.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE NERFING THE BEST DOGFIGHT IN THE GAME

I was laughing so fucking hard I almost choked

Kind insane that Ace Combat 8 got a T rating when there's a mission where you spend like ten straight minutes listening to a bunch of people boil alive.

Oh, and special shout-out to the voice actors for this game. Everyone did such an amazing job, especially Debra Wilson. Never in a million years did I think I would develop such a strong attachment to a commanding officer, but this game pulled it off, and her performance is what really sold it.

If your puzzle game is getting reviews like this, I will immediately add it to my Steam wishlist. (This is for Stephen's Sausage Roll, probably my favorite puzzle game of all time.)

#samandmax20th Sam & Max Season One never would have happened if not for Sam & Max: Freelance Police, a LucasArts game that was cancelled on March 3, 2004 — just a few months before its expected release. (Psst, share this thread for a chance to win a game key!)

I haven't been this in love with a song from this series since "Mimic" from Ace Combat 7's DLC. When it fully transitions into Ace Combat 04's "Blockade"... dear god, I'm trapped between ascending and wanting to tear up. That's nostalgia done with surgical precision.

I know A Plague Tale isn't even on most people's radar, so let me just say that this is a shockingly underappreciated series that is well worth your attention (and a few bucks).

As much as I love every single Shadow Squadron track in Ace Combat 8, I think "The Star-Bound Bird" is my favorite song I've heard thus far. What can I say. It's the "Hopes and Dreams" of Ace Combat. Impossible to listen to it without feeling that sweet, sweet catharsis welling up in your chest.

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a video game: The World Ends with You for Tax Purposes

Oh man, my decision to say "Yeah, I know I have like 100 free games on EGS, but I think I'm just going to buy them on Steam as my budget allows" is paying dividends.

Kururin games are peak btw, I got 100% RetroAchievements recently

Game development is just the "it's so over/we're so back" chart stretched to infinity. You'll be riding high only to smash into a brick wall that jeopardizes one of the principal aspects of the game and have to come up with the most ass-pull solution imaginable to get around it.

Day 9 - Proof #umitober #umitober2026 Repost (2022)

i'm going to keep trying to make the piping not look like total ass cheeks but this side is the side that turned out the best and i want some serotonin from sharing it #dressmaker #umineko

Why is Minecraft on my banana?

I finally got to meet the girl I drew. It’s truly an honor to see her here, and I’m incredibly grateful to Nintendo for giving her a place in this world. #nintendomuseum #anothercode

I'm ~30 hours into Control Resonant and only now am I doing the first (non-tutorial) main mission. Lol Crazy thing is that I still have side stuff I could be doing, but I think I've put off the main draw long enough. Time to see if this is more than just a nice open world to run around in.

Imagine Shantae at Oktoberfest! 🥰🍻✨ #fanart

Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...

Reflecting on the Resident Evil movie, and a thematic takeaway that's sticking with me with me is that it posits that no matter how insecure and incompetent you feel, you will never be as stupid as the people in power whose real incompetence will fuck up your life way worse than you could yourself.

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Thirty hours into Control Resonant, I've finally explored every little bit of the world available to me and am forced to continue the main story. I'm 100% overpowered now, but exploring was so fun, and I can't wait to see what else this game's got up its sleeve. (I'm sure there's still a ton left.)

Ah, fuck

Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.

Ace Combat 8 embargo up. It's the best game in the series. It's one of the best games of the year. Miracles do exist.

Not going to post about this game too much because it'd be way too easy to accidentally spoil something, but the first two or three hours I've played of Control Resonant so far have been magnificent. At least for right now, this game is everything I wanted it to be.

You CANNOT be serious, man. 💀