Mark Hillen

I guess it’s not the Nicky Campbell from ITV’s Wheel of Fortune and BBC 5Live, then.

Who is the CDU’s Andy Burnham to their current Keir Starmer?

What, in your opinion, is the Wurst Sinfonie?

Is it me, or is Google Photos (on iOS) really broken these days? Face recognition is now a disaster, and the process of labelling a person is frustrating, inconsistent and doesn’t work most times.

Phenomenonal branding. Hope BAW Motors comes to #scotland

Badenoch “only repeating what others have said” in order to fling a baseless slur at #pmqs is incredibly shitty stuff.

Saw this and immediately thought of Piers Morgan. #beyondhack

New on FT: as.ft.com/r/169805cf-5... Nigel Farage attended Davos as adviser to Iranian billionaire

Has anyone else noticed on Apple Music that sometimes the music skips and jumps exactly a like a scratched CD might? Did they rip my old CD collection or what?

“As our flight today is fully booked, we kindly ask you to place any small bags under the seat in front of you, and to use the overhead bin primarily for your larger carry-on baggage. Please try to keep the passage clear for the following passengers.” [No list of passengers comes] 
“Please note…”

It rocks to tell people their shit rocks. Every single person who has ever been nice about my work has been appreciated for doing so. I take time to say I love stuff and it’s always the right time to remind somebody you value their work! You don’t need to get into detail either. Just say it rocks

. @captaindisillusion.bsky.social The Swiss Post mobile phone company has cloned you.

Flying into Edinburgh Airport, baggage reclaim had carousels for flights from both “mad” and “pis”. Pisa’s IATA code is PSA, if anyone cares.

I’m currently in Frankfurt. I’m wondering if Frankfurters think Uisce beatha really does mean “Whisky for Life” or whether they just bloody love alcohol.

This is top shitposting.

Overheard on tram. Late Swiss German teenagers (speaking in Dialect) suddenly mentioning the book “The Art of Giving a Fuck”.

Apple Weather: No rain tomorrow! I’ll cycle in to work then. Tomorrow’s weather:

*Takes a deep draw on the cigarette* Looks like Windows needs updating again.

Related: I am currently craving this from breadandwaterprintshop.com/products/eny...

It’s such fun. I made a Woman’s Hour one for exactly this reason

That’s an iiiiiinteresting topic for a Panini sticker album. #swisswrasslin’

🎵If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 24.14 kilometres to the…

The fashion line that screams “I want to speak to your manager”.

Lads, I’ve found the peak grumpy Baby Boomer opinion piece.

Totally normal thing in #Zurich happened earlier this week.

NON, FRUITY MATE.

If someone in Glasgow said to me “Ahm gantin’ furra pêche”, I’d wonder why : 1. They have started using fancy French words 2. They are wanting to eat fruit And I’d definitely start to suspect that they’re actually an undercover English.

At this point, she’s basically William Wallace in trousers.

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

Ye gods, Threads is full of bots… and people that don’t read posts very closely before replying anyway.

If Last Tango in Paris was Made in Cologne…

@profanity.accountant Hallo!

Is PubMed b0rked again?

My Rock? 30.