⭐️ Martina ⭐️

playing on my puter 🌐 * 📁 * 📎

Maple syrup is sold in such whimsical little bottles. Why are other condiments not following suit?

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I realized my beef with hand sewing is I don’t like doing running stitch. If it’s literally any other stitch, I’m game.

I added a 3rd can of secret beans (i mash them up before putting them in so secret) and used dandelion greens (last time I used chard, most often use kale). I liked it!

I made chicken soup today. I tried some new things to tweak my perfected recipe and it’s the best I’ve ever made. Can’t wait to try it again with more experimental elements.

🅰️👁️ is a malignant tumor that must be stopped.

Me whenever I call out from work

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Sometimes you just gotta listen to that part when the beacons are lit.

The 13th annual international Gender Census 2026 is now open until at least 13th August 2026! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy. #LGBTQ

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If you’re all ALA this weekend, go check out the Zine Pavilion and see if you can find my zines! 💖🌈 #ALAAC26

“with AI you can remove the - “ remove the everything yes. no process means no frustration, no fun, no achievement, nothing. it’s nothing. it’s absolutely nothing. its dead air and a deader planet.

I often think to myself “what little piece of plastic is gonna get me through the week this time”

Middle age is doing exercises so it doesn’t hurt when you sleep.

At 37 years old, I still have to look up effect vs affect.

Day three of my eyelid twitching

Mingtis are so blessed 🙂‍↕️ youtu.be/uD0yLUVtAvk

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Finally got all of my zines uploaded on my website, so you can read them (if you wish). The site is still under construction and will maybe some day have more stuff on it. :) martinamonster.art/zine-archive

Overhearing diet culture talk at work is so wild. They’ll be like “don’t deny yourself” but also “here are my tips for tricking yourself into eating less.” Being fat is the worst thing you can be /sarcasm.

My favorite thing about Tomodachi Life is my 55 & 65 y/o gay couple just became dads and the baby looks like both of them.

Day 4 of Guilty by TAEMIN being stuck in my head (not mad about this tho).

Yes

If I had a landscaping company it would be called Lawn Order: Special Vegetation Unit

I know at least a few people who need to know about this 19th century ivory cane topper that opens up to a scene of gay fellatio. nwcartographic.com/collections/...

I’m Felix 🤣

mood

Work is constantly challenging me to say no and ask for help. This is good practice but it feels way too early on a Monday morning to have felt the range of emotions I’ve experienced today. 😆

Me to myself: ugh I can’t believe it’s still Monday Also me: it wouldn’t be Monday anymore if you went to bed already Me: did I just outsmart the sleep procrastination?

Make a zine about your feelings and things you think people can do and join you to do to help. Make an emotional zine. Make a zine about questions you want to ask people to think on during these times. Make a poetry zine about the realities we live through but hardly take the time to feel through.

The second half of bridgerton season 4 was a waste of my time.

This this this!

“These bills aren’t about removing books; books are just one of the tools. These bills are about the complete and total erasure and removal of queer people from American life.”

I cannot with this man

If you’re reading this you’re gay

If you see this, do it! ☆ pronouns: they/them ☆ height: 22 🍎 tall ☆ zodiac: Capricorn ☆ tattoos: a lot ☆ piercings: 6 ☆ fav color: 🌈 ☆ fav drink: lime topo chico, apricot la croix, gerolsteiner, boylan rootbeer, earl grey tea with oat milk, matcha latte