Mary Westness she/her

Sorrrrrry folks, Wisconsin is closed for the week. The moose out front shoulda told ya!

The World Series is making this feel like the week between Christmas and New Year's when nobody knows what day it is and everyone is full of cheese 💙💛⚾

Great day for the annual Westness Family Sugar River Trail Ride

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Yous guys ready to party like it's 1982, er no?

He does know how many people live in southern California, right?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Me yesterday morning: 🤔 I wonder what it would take for these national broadcasters to finally talk about the @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social as if they're serious contenders in this postseason Me last night: maybe that?! HOPEFULLY that!

Best team in baseball, baby

Do you remember?! Happy 21st night of September (that's today!) youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Fun fact: the Long Island Iced Tea was invented by a man named Bob Butt. #ThingsILearnedFromJeopardy

These dudes are funny and I like their work, but hear me out... If we can't even have a female late night talk show host, how can we ever elect a female president?

My kids' birthdays are in December and May. If you are a parent of school aged children, you will understand why this is problematic. What were we thinking?! 😵‍💫

No King No King La La La La La

Minnesotans on Bde Maka Ska, a lake in Minneapolis. Photo credit WCCO-TV

This is causing irreversible trauma. He is FIVE YEARS OLD.

Alright now, fellas (yeah?) Now, what's colder than being cold? Ice cold blooded murder I can't hear you! I say what's, what's colder than being cold? Ice cold blooded murder

Getting awfully tired of being gaslit by the US government.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

A moment of silence is in order as I uninstall Hoopla and move Libby to my home screen.

Brewers fans watching Stranger Things 5: Derrick Turnbow?! Really?! The kid's name is Derrick Turnbow?!

The snowbirds are missing out on the view.

You know that feeling of covering up with a blanket that just came out of the dryer? An electric blanket is that. All the time!

No vegetables were harmed in the making of this Brat-cuterie board.

Personally, I like my baseball team's strategy better than the "have unlimited money to buy up all the best free agents for $350 million and then...put them in"

WTF just happened, indeed!

4/5 Racing Sausages ain't bad #Thisismycrew #Wintonight

This morning I'm thankful my team's name has two syllables because chanting the name +ies ie "cubbies" is gross to me.

Brewers in 5. #thisismycrew

We're number one! We're number one! We're number one!

I've been pregnant before. Our president has not. I remember getting sick during pregnancy and being told Tylenol was safe. It provided some relief from the symptoms PLUS the normal aches and pains of creating a whole freaking human life!!!! My OBGYN told me it was safe and she's an actual doctor.

You know what they say about typing in your work email password correctly... The fifth time's the charm!

Hey, the world is a mess. Here's a cute dog.

Wordle in two 😯 Wordle 1,544 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Do we get "frenchise-fries" to go with our free burgers now 🍟

This year the 4th of July feels more like a call to action than a celebration.

Nearly 14 MILLION people are estimated to lose their health insurance under Republicans' “big beautiful bill.” That's like everyone in: Wyoming Vermont Alaska North Dakota Montana Maine New Hampshire Hawaii West Virginia Idaho and Nebraska COMBINED.

I used to awkwardly make thumbs up in photos. Add that to the list of things 45/47 has ruined.

Hooray! Finally a splash of hope dressing on the doom salad 🥗

🎶 My moped has a first name, it's W-I-N-N-I-E. My moped has a second name, it's S-C-O-O-T🎶

At what age do kids finally accept that hygiene is a good idea?

My kid ate a giant cupcake that looked like a dog.

I wrote a thing for my library's website. www.hedbergpubliclibrary.org/posts/bob-ue...

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