Roux The Day

Listen to… @bloodwork.show?

My last few homemade foods in camera roll

Obviously @nogodsnomayors.com will be tagged billions of times here

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

Listen to Blood Work: the Guns of the Mayors

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Weird accomplishment: I once stood on top of a volcano watching a different volcano erupt

All the ads with a soccer player in them stop so someone can tell you who the soccer player is because the American audience obviously doesn’t know

If McConnell does turn out to be alive and walks into the senate like nothing happened in a few days, I’ll be forced to conclude that he consumed the vitality of Graham. If that’s something he can do, I’ll be wishing him a speedy recovery from many future illnesses.

Scientists are predicting this will be a “Reverse William Henry Harrison” situation

Dude, what’s going on? You’re standing alone in a large circular room and there was a bunch of healing items and ammo in the hallway here.

Sometimes a stupid joke pops into your head and you just have to share it or it will go rancid in your brain. Anyway, in today’s episode of @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social when I heard “The English campaign began in 1453” I thought “Good time to attack the French, they’re sleepy from a late lunch.”

Rewatching Heat. Unoriginal observation but they really should kiss in the diner scene.

I love the Spanish language. It’s beautiful and getting better at speaking it has been good for me on its own terms in addition to bringing me closer to my wife’s family. But goddamn “galletas” is a stupid word. The difference between a saltine cracker and a chocolate chip cookie is massive.

inshallah you will caramelize and become french onion soup

Oh boy, can’t wait to pour myself a nice glass of red and listen to @bloodwork.show

Feels like an old-timey insult. Something Jack Aubrey would not tolerate from his crew. “We’ll have no loose sailing nor Newport fudgery etc. etc.”

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

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😀: girlfriend watching me type "how to get rid of negative traits" 🫩: seeing me add "xcom 2 soldier"

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords RETVRN

Cannot believe this administration hid my mustard powder. When I find the mustard powder, they’re gonna backpedal so fast.

Wife: We going to Trader Joe’s? Me: Sounds good Wife: Hingham? Me: I ‘ardly know ‘em Wife: *withering stare* Me: Yeah, Hingham works.

Hey folks, sorry to say but @merrittk.com is canceled. Please do NOT go to merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene and purchase her reasonably-priced new novella, Vampirocene

My ever increasing collection of coffee gadgets. This would be my coffee sanctuary.

The nice thing about being the only person in my house who likes wasabi is that I can eat the was right out of the tube

I have played Got No Beard by @thelongestjohns.bsky.social for multiple people who have said “Can’t believe I’m being excluded from shanties for my lack of facial hair”. This misses the far more important problem, which is that a cyclist straight up dies in that song

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Will Prospect not be coming to Bandcamp? That’s my preferred way to get your music and the first 3 did

@nogodsnomayors.com The current president of Peru was investing for watch-involved bribery in almost identical circumstances to Margaryan, so of course I instantly went to check if she’d been a mayor of anything. I’m so disappointed with how close we came:

Michael Douglas ate Joe Biden’s ass and now this