Matt Hogan

"The merit of humanity is the mind. All else can be done cheaper, better, or faster by unthinking beasts or unfeeling automata. Our weakness is the desire to relinquish the burden of the mind. To do so is the same as embracing death. Think more, think harder, no matter what." -The Wizard Austazufio

It was. I did some luck rituals this year Eyes on you, 2026 👀

Radiatorade

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

I swear to God, if I find out this Milk Hotel is actually Partisan...

Pee is sterile but if you vape it does it make you sick ?

Even truer than drunk driving

A dog whistle? For me?!?

the soparnos

i trust the people i follow to not spam me with content i want to see less of tbh

Did the left divide the party or did the Party divide itself by becoming indistinguishable from the Republicans on issues like queer and trans rights, not aiding in multiple genocides and not becoming border hawks

Ronald Reagan voice: Weird Shit is Happening in the Woods

Things that clouds conceal besides silver linings: - mist wraiths - fog wizards - sky whales - blimp pirates - ghost ducks - swirling souls of those lost at sea

okay well i'm not doing that shit so y'all better start brainstorming something else

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :(" Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART! Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any! 🚫 Don't argue with them! 🚫 Don't quote them! ✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

Psychological horror comedy where a married couple is a left-leaning feminist activist man married to a gonzo conservative woman, and the only reason they're married is because she bullied him into it. He wants to complain and get a divorce, but he distrusts anyone who agrees with him.

Can you imagine being a fish in the middle of the Pacific, worried about other fish and shit, and then TRASH ISLAND floats up with World-Ending energy? The trash barges onto the scene like the final boss in Fromsoftare's take on "Fish," except for you it's "Real Life." Damn.

need somebody who knows anything about programming games with equal interest in dinosaurs to help me make my dinosaur farm sim. this is maybe half a joke

You have likely grown up in a culture so saturated with transmisogyny that if you do not make the effort to see it and understand it, you will fail to.

Read: Be Prepared to Fight Even Harder. Everyone did great this round! Keep that hustle up!

Anyone who knows how to design museums: please sketch up a concept for the "Donald Trump Memorial Museum of National Embarrassments," with interactive features that make very clear all the things this administration has destroyed because they found it embarrassing. We'll build it after he passes.

Republicans will tell you not to protect your walkway with a line of salt because if you do they can't get candy from you

Sometimes you just gotta be in a bed, sleepin'

My favorite Xbox game is "Bible Reference Laser Gun: Unending Combat" What's yours?

RIP Robert Redford, he looked good on a bike

Big thing to remember about the revolution is that it would be much faster and more effective if it Was televised, and its lack of visibility is a weakness. While discretion is sometimes needed, normalization and proliferation is much more powerful for supporting a social movement.

"The person I looked up to on the television isn't participating in the revolution?!" -people who thought the revolution would be televised

When the left wing does in-fighting, it's all "Bluesky is an echo chamber!" When the right wing does in-fighting, it's like. "Who do we get to murder because someone got murdered?"

did this cow like me? no. but did she calmly tolerate me taking photos of her? also no

All this double-speak, dog "fit as a whistle" Is society doomed, or we just stuck in the thistle?

Fuck around and find out isn't scary if you're fucking with shit that doesn't hurt anybody. It's actually fun as hell!

When you rediscover the "trash" button on your email app's push notification, and faith in humanity to be good at stuff comes back a little bit

Thank God there's a points system to deliver dopamine straight to my brain when I leave reviews on Google! Maybe if I leave more reviews to earn a higher score on the leaderboard, MY reviews will be more visible, and my voice will finally carry weight in society. Will this boost me on Google+?

The more time spent online, the more this impression bleeds into real life

Thank God we have cell phones so we can forget how to talk to the people in the same room with us. Long silences can be extended indefinitely by a simple "one second let me finish this" that leaves people isolated from one another while they inhabit a shared space! Amazing!

Demolition derby, except my car (and only my car) is just a steering wheel that I hold in front of me as I run around on foot

Damn, Yahoo used to be second to Google, but now it's getting its ass beat by The Home Depot dot Com. Must be hard over there.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

When that shit starts smelling different, the oven is preheated

woke is when stuff costs less

#Monday #Impossible

They should make a dating sim with pvp online multiplayer

Her: I love you Me (into phone): ChatGPT, do I love her too?

Dude strikes out with a chatbot a.i. girl because he's too weird for her *Deletes date from existence* Dude: so much for being nice