Mattie Kaiser

It's me

Listen, I'm a liberty girl... But, "The Valkyries" is the best name ever for a sports team. Because when I hear "she's got Valkyries all around her!" that shit is ominous

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

your rabbit may NOT vote. YOU, however, should go vote now! vote.nyc

new york forever. FUCK ICE.

AOC LFG: "The moment you compromise the rights of a trans person in America you compromise the rights of every citizen in America"

I need to take a train from nyc to boston in a few weeks, and it's THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. We are such a deeply unserious country.

Joined @stephruhle.bsky.social on MSNOW to talk about the AI bubble, its differences to the Dot-Com Bubble, and how if AI "doesn't work out" it's everyone's problem, with retail investors making up 20% of the market's volume and having over $4.65tn in direct exposure to AI stocks.

Confiscate all his assets. Break up and/destroy all his companies. Take away literally all his money. Ban him from all industry and investment and employment. Let him live in whatever public housing he can find off of whatever public assistance is available.

Oh, Canada

Forty years in tech. Here's my advice. Free. Take it. Get off Meta. All of it. Facebook Instagram WhatsApp Messenger Threads Meta Quest VR/MR headsets Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses Meta Horizon OS Meta Horizon Worlds Meta AI Meta Business Suite Meta Spark Muse Don't use META products.

The best thing about the WNBA is that we can root for everybody 🤷🏼‍♀️

Stick up for trans people and immigrants every time, all the time.

Today is officially NYC's last gasp of summer

"Since Trump returned to office, federal agents have shot at more than 21 people as part of the administration’s immigration crackdown, killing six of them." Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Fuck all of this nonsense and get the fuck out of my city.

This is the WNBA story that should be the main story on that website today, and I am happy to see the Liberty taking accountability for all the ways they fucked the game up. Also, reminder that zebras are cops and cops lie www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...

Former @bardcollege.bsky.social President and friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Leon Botstein, has finally resigned all his college positions after emails emerge in which he asked Epstein if a trafficked woman was “for me.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/u...

Every time he does something like this, I gloat a little more about encouraging all of my friends to vote for him and being so, so very right

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thrilled by this, she is just the best.

Nor'easter is becoming more symmetrical in shape and hammering the coast. #noreaster #weather #wxbrad

It's pretty damn impressive how much ground Mayor Mamdani has been able to cover after only nine months in office on a wide range of basic quality-of-life issues in NYC. I was reading through the numbers this morning, and they're kinda astonishing. (thread)

i'm a casual tennis fan, but i passionately want shelton to beat zverev.

it's horribly dispiriting to continually watch abusive men not just escape accountability, but thrive.

Trinity, you are too late! 🥺

Sinner and Alcaraz better be 100% for the Australian Open. Enough of this bullshit. I’m putting 2026 men’s tennis in the 🗑️ where this US Open winner belongs.

Do it for the ladies, Ben!

ok listen, I'm fine if I'm off by one year

Knicks in five, Shelton in three!

Foe or Shelton: everyone is starting to sound like worried democrats "I don't care who wins the primary, I just need them to beat the bad guy!!"

Dear every politician, the script is this easy:

Michelle Obama giving such fairy godmother vibes at this match

Watching Sabalenka practice, and resisting the urge to yell something at Zverev that will get me thrown out of the open... (e.g. fuck you, abuser. You should be banned for life)

Guys, I might have watched too much tennis yesterday

I love them both, good show boys.

This game starting at 11pm is hilarious, are we going to 4am to tonight..?

Feeling so privileged to see this match, and this moment, in person. We all nearly started crying too