mattkoz

mattkoz

@mattkoz.bsky.social

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Have an nfl sized man hold you by the front shirt collar and try to jump. "not a significant restriction" is Jason Kelce drunk?

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

Honestly could have done Mt Washington sneak three plays in a row. Like what the actual fuck. I'll never get over it.

College football is a mess.

Timothy Burke@bubbaprog.xyz

it's really without question Notre Dame had one second left, even the TV clock which was 7/60th ahead of the in-stadium clock still had not had the full 15 minutes elapse when the ball hit the ground

I was in the middle of a work meeting talking about AI implementation when my daughter got home from school and and showed me her new book.

I click "show fewer shorts" every time I open the YouTube app which begs the question on whether that option is functional.

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It’s even more ridiculous at night

Kyle@plugtypeb.bsky.social

I may have found the best yard skeleton in South Minneapolis