Matt Morain

As usual, the NYPD opposes any impediment to police shooting.

What should I watch instead of Jaws 3?

qu'est-ce que c'est?

The Fast & The Furious remains an impeccable film upon rewatch.

New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854

Lock Guilfoyle in defeat positions.

"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"

Oh.

‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit https://theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-that-show-going-bye-bye-for-a-bit/

Notebook but make it 90s Taco Bell

I hate that I miss when ads were for actual things and not just AI and gambling and *wink* not gambling.

Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty

Jeanage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Did Minecraft ever pay Busta Rhymes residuals for using his “hmmm” sound from Light Your Ass On Fire (2003) as the default Villager voice

@mattufford.bsky.social I’ve long been a convert to the Yahoo! Sports app over ESPN, thanks to your evangelizing. And in my mind, that means you have some kind of pull with them over there, so can we get the PWHL added for the upcoming season?

Now let's do the numbers (ratio)

Perfect. Just chef’s kiss execution.

This week's update is finally up. It was late because, ironically, I've been sick all week.

What’s the divorce rate for people who got engaged at a MBMaM live show? 

Wheel wheel wheel if it isn’t a tricycle.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.

“Godzilla Minus Zero Plus Visible Hog”

Scared my geriatric dog off the bed by cackling at “Big Parma? I think the Snackler family should be in prison.” open.spotify.com/episode/3BlP...

The last one is what’s known as “Missouri Labor Day” in fashion circles

It’s a Cackalacky Christmas miracle!

Who is the greatest Stephen—or Steven or Steve or Steph or Stefon or any other variation—of the last 100 years?

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

See also: Kyle Kinane, “Shocks & Struts” track 03.

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

NEW: We spent months investigating a little-known media startup called Brown Brothers Media, which buys legit news sites and turns them into AI-powered zombie content farms What blew my mind was its traffic -- it appears to be getting more readers than NPR or CBS News futurism.com/artificial-i...

A character who doesn’t act until forced to and then sticks to the script is an EdPC.

Americans Dredge Up Last Remaining Reserves Of Grief https://theonion.com/americans-dredge-up-last-remaining-reserves-of-grief-1819575015/

werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)

Since Kansas and John Brown are in the discourse, I would encourage folks to read WEB Du Bois’ biography of Brown. It’s a heater.