Matt Webber

[interview] “So, what do you enjoy doing when you’re not working?” “I enjoy going for walks, watching films and cooking” “And your pet hates?” “Going for walks, trips to the vets and shitting outside when it’s raining”

#my9albums at this precise moment in time. Mind you they’ve just played Revolution and I’m thinking I’ve got the wrong Beatles album!

Bluesky show me fewer posts about comics

Wordle 1,827 X/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 Well that is a bit unfair!

4-4 on aggregate, let’s settle this with penalties!

Zahawi joining Reform is funnier than it should be.

I’m a really forgetful puppeteer. On the one hand, I’m always late for appointments but on the other hand, shit, what are you doing there, Charlie Chuckles?

Thank God for Canadians. Canada nICE Agents.

Distracting attention from the Epstein files by singing a selection of the hits of Al Jolson.

I don’t often agree with the right wing press but this time they are right. Following the controversy at Glastonbury heads must roll at the BBC. I’d start with these three and go on from there.

On the plus side, if he drinks coffee for 58 minutes straight, before he’s forty either his heart is going to explode or he’s going to shart himself to death.

Bit annoyed with Virgin Media. Broadband keeps dropping out and their first attempt to fix it failed. So they are coming out again tomorrow to try again. It’s there problem, software or hardware? I ain’t got a clue. But why, pray tell me, do they keep threatening me with a fee if I’m not at home?

Just had this on the Instagram timeline. A genuine catholic priest, called Fr. David Michael Moses, and it raised a chuckle.

They are rising

Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

I'm running a Beatles pun contest, and I'm getting Paul McCartney to heyjudicate.

When are “It’s only a nunny” Bianca T shirts going on sale? #eastenders

I’ve read this before - but it’s well worth a read or re-read! Why the British don’t like Trump It’s brutal And brutally honest

Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits

Just voted yes and it lets you vote over and over again! You know what to do folks!

How come classic rock radio stations usually play extremely edited versions of certain songs, such as Love in an Elevator but every time I hear Ram Jam’s Black Betty it seems to longer every time. I like both songs tbh but the guitar solos on Elevator shouldn’t be cut.

OMG SANTA’S DEAD

I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I? Like if you do RP if you really do

Commons Leader Lucy Powell sings her version of 12 Days Of Christmas attacking the last Tory government. #NeverVoteTory #ToryScum