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“We’ve vetted today’s air quality and it’s fine. Go ahead, rush outside, run around, play sports, have fun. Not hazardous at all.”

I think I might never stop laughing if Iran did this

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

The Metroid Prime 4 discourse is crazy… “alpha males” complaining about “vagina doors”… that’s enough internet for today.

Everyone is talking about the vagina doors in #MetroidPrime4, but no one is talking about the uterus shrine.

Best image of the day:

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

Always loved these guys

Wizard quest told me to find the siren. I thought she’d look like monarch. I think I’ve been watching too many @leeandlie.com twitch streams! 😆

Friendly reminder. If I see anyone spewing defeatist garbage, I’m blocking them on sight. No second chances. Go cry on Reddit if you want an audience.

The kicker is that if Gaetz were arrested tomorrow, these same folks on our side would switch to ranting about how long it took. And if Gaetz were given 20 years in prison, they’d rant about how it wasn’t 30 years. Literally anything that happens, nothing but defeatist ranting.

Politics are a huge downer. So here, have some cool Christmas light displays I saw at the Illinois Railway on my birthday yesterday!

Trump now admits he probably won’t be able to bring grocery prices down. Congrats, dummies who voted for him. You’ve got a deranged senile convicted criminal for President and you’ll still pay too much for eggs.

The key to preventing the worst kind of legislation from passing is to pressure vulnerable swing district GOP House members. All it will take is one or two defections! The GOP House majority is smaller than ever. Let’s paralyze it.

These days whenever I see a scary political headline, my response is usually “shut the fuck up, CNN. I’m not clicking that doomer shit.” Or whichever big media company posted it

"Why don't all of the Republican House members who are afraid to use the restroom just poop in the hallway like their supporters did." - Paula Poundstone

Hah that’s amazing

The Matt Gaetz nomination was not a smokescreen. It was just a dumb screw-up from a dementia patient who’s surrounded by idiots. Stop assigning a level of strategy and smarts to Trump that he does not have. His ineptitude is the best thing we have going for us. We must call it out and play it up.

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

They can speak but I already blocked them so they must have said something foolish.

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Ugh god I’m so sick of the defeatism on every democratic post I see on Reddit. One guy says some stupid defeatist shit and gets circle jerked by more defeatists. Yeah THAT’S what will get others to join in our fight. Telling them we already lost.

This is why I got an account!