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Dear USA, You have the chance to get rid of these fuckwits. If you do not, what little trust the world has left for you will be gone forever.

2027 better bring some happiness.

Why did no one say, "disable file uploads until the patch hits"? #php

Not going to happen. I don't believe in any of that nonsense. God would have to appear to me in way that I could not explain & educate me directly. Otherwise I will continue to believe that anyone who exhibits belief behaviours should not be trusted with anything more responsible than the tv remote.

The reason movies like War Games & The Terminator have been so much fun to watch over a long span of time is because they're a bit in the past & a bit in the future. We are very close to the point where they are no longer fun to watch because we didn't learn that the only way to win is not to play.

I'm really annoyed about the recent PHP shenanigans because for the first time in almost 30 years, I had ticked all the security boxes but I had one stubborn script that I needed to update to get to PHP8.latest and I drank heavily instead. They were right, drinking heavily always ends badly.

I would like to say thanks to the open source community. You are my mentors, my saviours and my inspiration. My hope, before I die, is that I write something that other people tell me that I am now part of that community. Even if it's just a clock.

Hats off to Count Binface for this one. Andy Burnham launches campaign against ‘headphone dodgers’ on public transport | Transport policy | The Guardian share.google/GeslgZnint0D...

Sometimes, I just want to be alone with my tinnitus. It's become a point of focus and helps me rid my brain of all the other noise.

I think I've worked it out, an American's word "beautiful" actually means "green".

Ctrl + Alt + Kaboom! 💥

This: youtu.be/4fJaA2xY5E8?...

I'd just like to say to all the people of the world that I have not met, "I'm sorry I didn't meet you sooner". And to all the people I have met, "I'm sorry I didn't meet you sooner". I would love to have had more time with everyone but I just don't like people being a part of my day.

Where are we at right now?

So us GenXrs will eat Marzipan and not blink. How far down the generations do you have to go where none of the kids will eat it for any reason? Bonus question, why did we?

Loved Reacher... Neagly is better. Follow me for more simple lessons.

Not being thick is the new thicc…

I've worked out what I like about Prime Minister Mark Carney. He always looks like he got out of bed 15 minutes ago, threw a suit on and a comb through his hair and stepped in front of the camera. Then, he is sharp as a tack. An entire career saying difficult things to difficult rooms was worth it.

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At this point I'm not surprised...

They save lives! We back the #RNLI rnli.org/support-us/g...

Been watching Mona Kimura clips and she is bloody brilliant. It's like she has three punching limbs. 2 jabs and a deadly cross. She's not even fast, she is committed to hitting her target and she does over and over. if I walked on your face with my normal step but I never missed your face, ever.

Genius!

Heart & soul. In Scotland, Okay. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlpZ...

If someone sees me at the gym for 18 weeks straight, I am probably preparing to do someone in. If someone sees me in the pool for 48 weeks straight, I am probably preparing to go to the gym. If someone sees me out for a walk on a regular basis, I'm probably preparing to go to the pool. Plan Ahead!!!

How it feels to follow me

Every technology we have has an off button. Why should now be different.

Is Bluesky glitching tonight? Hallo, hello, Devs' agents. Can you fix this or explain what is going on?

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You should know that to make a friend of your cat, you pick them up by the elbows pull them up to your face, smell them (a couple of times) and then tell them you love them.

When is "This is America" 2.0? Or does it not get made because "This is America"?

Remember all those years when we thought Thatcher was the worst thing that could happen to the UK?

I love this and also the All Seeing Eye redub. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zrn...

At the moment, I think Mandami is the best leader in the USA. I don't live there so perhaps its "algorithm bias". What do Americans think?

I'm at a crossroads. When you find a content creator that thinks like you do and has the same values, should you follow them or should you let other people follow them? Does my liking them affect any other person in the world?

Trump is going to go to war against NATO next month. You read it here first folks, the end of the world is neigh.

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton