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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Clacton…PLEASE make everyday ‘bin day’ & finally show Herr Fuhrage the door! Also, Count Binface *needs* to win so we can see the House of Commons maiden speech in full dress Refuse Regalia!

There needs to be a House of Commons rule change. When any MP resigns and wants to stand for re-election, they have to beat Binface in a UFC fight on Westminster Green. What would Binface's special move be?

Comedians tend to be clever, tough & good with words. I don’t think Big Money has compromised Binface. I could be wrong. Ukraine voted for a comedian. I don’t think Russia plans to invade Clacton. I could be wrong. Come on Clacton, please vote for the bin! Slimy Farage is doing our heads in.

I seem to remember that Ofcom had a problem with the song originally because they thought it was promoting National Express but then changed their minds.

My favorite part of his election manifesto is his promise to hold a referendum on having Pluto regain its planetary status. That's enough to get my vote!

Love this: every vote for the Count will count towards undermining Bung Face. He has more substance than the whole of Reform. Just hoping there is a bin large enough for the lot of them. Even better the Count can arrange to send them all to a special camp on planet Sigma IX for re education.

I may be over thinking it, but the repeated cuts of walking towards the camera from the same spot...surely a nice call back to the video of Frogface's repeat takes to get his 'walk of concern' right in Widdecombe's village.

Sadly it's not up to all of us, just the good Burgers of the Clacton constituency! But yes, we're all rooting for Binface - although if Farage wins he returns to Parliament to face the music on his political donations, so we can't lose either way.

Cheers, Florence! On Aug 13, let's make it Bin Day and take out the rubbish. 33% of Britons are rooting for me, and I won't let them down. Farage can face the music, but Clacton deserves better than a MP in a corruption inquiry. Bong!

Brilliant. Deserving of success. Your campaign may have the trappings of a comedy protest vote, but compared to the quasi-fascist, corrupt offerings of Farage, if I were a Clacton resident, you be getting my vote!!

Well that's the first party election broadcast that made me laugh AND cry. Thank you for what you are doing Count (and thank you Neil Hannon too!)

I live in the US and by the standards set here by the Republican Party, being an actual trash bin would be so much better than what they put up for election. Good luck to you Count Binface!

And if we can have 'Baron Lebedev of Hampton in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames and of Siberia in the Russian Federation' in the House of Lords, then I'm sure we can have intergalactic space warrior from the planet Sigma 9 Count Binface in the Commons. #VoteBinface

Claiming Count Binface as your MP, Clacton, would have similar benefits to gaining City of Culture status. It would raise your profile and status, and have the economic benefits of putting you on the world map as an interesting place to visit.

It’s ridiculous. If you’re supposed to be representing the best interests of people in a constituency then you should have some idea about what those interests are by living there. A five year residency requirement would be my solution.

Lets all get behind Binny for the WIn (ney)! would "Get with Bin for the win" be better, or "get with Binface for the winface?" Oh well this bloke is Class, make it happen, the world needs hope, hope thats got a bin to clean up the matter... vote Count Binface

Excellent message. I'll come to Clacton when you win I think a lot of people will. A walk by the beach ⛱️ fish and chips & a nice crisp gin & tonic. Here's to Clacton about to make history Great again. Certainly Clacton will be firmly on the map. Money rolling in from all the new visitors. Famous.

I'm still chuckling! That was excellent! Liegel miRAGE EX-MP-for-anywhere-but-Clacton is in the Epstein Files and I hope will be beaten by a bin! Liegel is a massive waste of carbon... Conservatism = right-whinge!

Are you aware of the 16th century witch accusations in St. Osyth? You can campaign for a pardon for those people wrongly accused in 1582 and anyone today who is wrongly accused because they are different.

NIGEL WANTS A SECOND CHANCE: Dear Clacton voters: Yes. Nigel has had a few issues. Anti-semitism & bullying. Fiddling MEP expenses. Russian funding for Brexit. Lobbying for crypto. Supporting dictators & abusers. Inciting racist violence. £5 million 'gift'. Clacton MP - in name and salary only.

Make #Clacton Clean Again. #BinFarage and #VoteBinFace. #MakeClactonCleanAgain #MCCA #ClactonElection #ClactonOnSea #CountBinFace