Beavers

Beavers

@mbeav.bsky.social

Silicon Valley strategist rather disappointed in Silicon Valley Retired US Team athlete Sorta retired otherwise Rather woke Useless English major One of your 3 human friends michaelbeavers.com

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Natural infrastructure stores water more effectively than dams. Water quality improves. Wildlife flourishes. Fishing and hunting gets better. Farms have more predictable irrigation. Everyone and everyone depending on rivers for life and health improves.

American Rivers@americanrivers.bsky.social

For generations, we've treated built infrastructure as an asset while treating healthy rivers as something separate from the systems that sustain our communities. That distinction no longer makes sense. Healthy rivers are living infrastructure: www.americanrivers.org/2026/10/as-t...

Know your Constitutional rights.

Greg Pak@gregpak.net

What if you see ICE at the polls? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!) @indivisible.org roped me in to design and illustrate a new zine! Check it out in this 🧵 - and visit linktr.ee/wewillvote to sign up for the Election Protection Program and find all the resources you need!

True

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Nobel Peace Prize winner Navi Pillay urged the United States to return to what she described as its traditional role of defender of human rights and liberator for the rest of the world. https://wapo.st/4rUaFxH

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

Lora Kolodny@lorak.bsky.social

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

“In order to achieve this accountability we will be forming a special subcommittee to explore how we can find middle ground with the nazis in power.”

No one is satisfied yet with the bad things caused by social media…this is orders of magnitude worse than that

👇🏼

Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social

Another monthly jobs report below expectations, with previous months revised down. Again I must ask, if so many months come in below expectations, doesn’t that indicate a flaw in the expecting?

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Google and Apple immediately update their maps.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

It is a good school. Their rapists can handle the work.

The Onion@theonion.com

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

This seems like a good thing to address

Clara Jeffery@clarajeffery.bsky.social

We just dropped a bombshell investigation into ChatGPT's role in the Tumbler Ridge mass shooting. Incredible reporting from @markfollman.bsky.social that will have far-reaching effects...hopefully: www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...

Harm

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Mark Zuckerberg said Meta’s new personal AI agent Muse has become the 'centrepiece' of his AI vision, as he unveiled a new handheld AI 'charm' device that will feature the interactive assistant ft.trib.al/7IwYbkc

Getting messy

Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social

The drones that hit Saudi Arabia’s major pipeline came from Iraq. So the Saudis are getting it from two directions—the Houthis to the southwest and Iraqi militias from the northeast—in addition to Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz. No easy path out of this one.

A primer

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.

Meta is just so fucking gross

Matt Burgess (WIRED)@mattburgess1.bsky.social

NEW: The San Francisco City Attorney has hit Meta with a cease-and-desist telling it to stop publishing ads with AI-generated child sexual abuse. The letter asks Meta why the same ads keep running. Meta says the ads didn’t run in San Francisco and they are outside the city attorney's jurisdiction

😂😭😕

The Onion@theonion.com

Dept. Of Interior Sets Aside 2.3 Million Acres For Future Trumps To Enjoy https://theonion.com/dept-of-interior-sets-aside-2-3-million-acres-for-future-trumps-to-enjoy/

Word

Schooley@schooley.bsky.social

Does it seem like trans panic got promoted to the conservative culture war top spot when pedophile panic got real awkward for them?

If you press on the stem area and it is soft, then it is ripe and ready to eat.

The Onion@theonion.com

White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-claims-president-has-always-been-face-drawn-onto-cantaloupe/

This is everything a narcissist wants

Seth Abramson@sethabramson.bsky.social

This is a walking security risk, I cannot actually believe this person is allowed anywhere near the President of the United States

Ms. Nutjob Gadfly, I served with Eva Braun. I knew Eva Braun. Eva Braun was a friend of mine. Ma’am, you’re no Eva Braun.