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Saya Kamitani is about to be on my television on the regular and I am absolutely living for it

I want all the 2028 democratic candidates to take a shot of Malört onstage during a debate just so JB can look superhuman

I am within arm’s reach of a lit citronella candle while watching 3 separate mosquitos dance in front of my face, laughing at my misery

1) it's not gender-affirming care when it's being foisted upon ppl w/o their consent. this policy is *invasive* 2) anti-trans GAC legislation is *also invasive* as it's designed to take away control of our own bodies. LET'S CALL IT INVASIVE! LET'S PROMOTE BODILY AUTONOMY RATHER THAN MAKING GAC JOKES

In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before.

i like shrimp

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

NBA champion Mikal Bridges

I want the world for my beloved former Sun, Mikal Bridges

WWE Hall Of Famer Booed At Game 3 Of NBA Finals

g̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶u̶r̶s̶⁣ g̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ go danhausen

the thing about "unlimited PTO" is that, as an autist, i immediately ask, yeah but what's the real limit? because i'm pretty sure you're gonna fire me if i just take PTO every single day for the next year this is why autists are severely underemployed

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we don’t talk enough about how Chicago is the most gorgeous city in the country

It’s over, isnt it 😢 no one was ready for asuka

Me: who smells like old person around here Also me: wow this gold bold lotion is really hydrating, why doesn’t it get recommended more

After reading this newest essay of mine, one of my readers said via email, "This is probably the best article I've ever read advocating for UBI. And one of the best you've ever written." If you haven't read it yet, please do. Maybe you will feel the same way. 🎲 www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

That haircut is giving

It’s a true shame we’ll never see another banger command and conquer game

I have achieved the inner peace of seeing spider mites on my croton, saying no, and just throwing the plant out immediately

BIG ANNE and Regular Size Rouge. #AEWCollision

I could never be an astronaut, what if I dropped my wallet in the ocean when I was getting out of the capsule? Not for me, can’t take that chance

I was there last year and I cried for a solid 2.5 hours at the park and the museum, such a life changing experience

Jerry Reinsdorf, probably

Happy Easter 🐣

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

lmao

i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.

why the hell would i use DLSS5 when i could literally just do this instead

Something I think about a lot is when 401k glazers go on about compounding interest. Like yes technically that’s accurate, but how are you supposed to do all of your saving upfront while also saving to buy a house that keeps getting more expensive and paying off student loans that get more expensive

See also: Abe Lincoln’s second inaugural address where he posits that God lets Confederate soldiers kill American soldiers because they must have really done something bad to deserve being killed by slavers

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

Thanks, I hate it

how to use civility to stop the borg

I’m the Meatloaf Enjoyer

I hope that having Batman and Superman owned by these ghouls will be the force that spurs someone into a lifetime of public service and hatred of capitalism in the same way that the Dodgers moving away from Brooklyn inspired Bernie

the soft leading the spineless

On the bright side, this administration will have cured this nation of its impostor syndrome

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th