Melanie Firth

09, 09… 09, commentary is like listening to yer Nan reading out a phone number #lufc

This game #lufc

#lufc Tracker ballot is doing me dirty, feel like I’m being slow dumped by someone who swore I was their soulmate.

Fuck off

Spent the morning being bombarded with endless “Daddy Wellness” on every #lufc sm feed…

First home match I haven’t been able to get a ticket for in years. Feels a bit sad … but obviously if we win I’ll never attend again #lufc

Lucked out at every stage getting a ticket for the Scum game, launch the dynamic pricing fuckery already #lufc

Ref’s had the signal to book everyone in a yellow shirt because they’re making Arsenal look shit #lufc

Doing that old school thing of listening & imagining the match in my head with the help of @brynlaw.bsky.social & @tonydorigo.com #lufc

I hope Leeds beat Arsenal #lufc

FSA awards nominations are open, vote for all your favourites #lufc

He definitely thinks Scotland Yard is in Scotland doesn’t he….

What’s your favourite gif?

Hate Sunday 2pm kickoffs… another point, 5th looks good on us, here’s a halftime rainbow 🌈 #lufc

Damn right we did @theathleticfc.bsky.social #lufc

One last thing before bed… #lufc

The only northern lights that matter #lufc

They’re so scared of Trump being around anyone they can’t bribe or threaten, they sent couch fucker to stand with the other Presidents.

Fuck it I refuse to learn how to spell Carabow correctly & now I don’t have to #lufc

Nice one Justin #lufc

Nice one Wilson #lufc

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Oh!!! Brenden #lufc

This is called confabulation where a person creates false memories or distorts facts… it’s common in dementia patients.

“Is that a pie stuck to the wall?” #lufc

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The loans are us saving money on wages & gambling we’re gonna sell them all therefore having a massive spending bonanza next season right? #lufc

Dugout reaction…it’s nice not having to look over/through the plastic bus shelters #lufc

YOU. KEEP. TAKING. THE. WRONG. 80. YEAR. OLD

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social I’m sure I saw you predicted some kind of scandal…. Do you have the lottery numbers for tomorrow? #lufc

This just proper made me laugh driving home @thesquareball.net

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Handing out contract extensions like it’s HS2 #lufc

We’re handing out loans like Wonga… #lufc

Don’t think I’ve ever got a ticket in less than 5 minutes since way before Bielsa. Has the ballot got rid of the touts/bots or was it purely multiple block ticket buyers that ate them all up? #lufc

Trafford has that thing doesn’t he… that mad bastard thing that a lot of really great goal keepers have, good trouble #lufc

Pretty sure I’ve got sunstroke… open the beautiful freezing cold West Stand already #lufc

The emergency alert went off and I dropped my phone into the barbecue.

“That’s @thesquareball.net @deansmith7.bsky.social”… me just now watching Emmerdale on catchup #lufc

So the “loyalty” reward for attending every home match last season (except Everton) is to be given a 50/50 chance to do the same this season… #lufc

#lufc Fernandez

ITV pundits seemingly no fucking idea what pre season friendlies are for “they’ve changed the whole team” chuckle chuckle. #lufc

We’re celebrating 40 years of “Fall On Me” today (the first single from the band’s fourth album Lifes Rich Pageant was released on this day in 1986). The video was filmed & directed by @michaelstipe.bsky.social

Did everyone enjoy their energy drink breaks though… #lufc

Bit early guys… unless you’re all sleeping on the pitch #lufc #fuckredbull