Melina LaPage

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.

𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗔𝗨𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝟯+ 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗖 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗦 If the bill passes, the Senate could authorize the sale of up to 3.3 million acres of public land across 11 Western states, threatening iconic areas like Lake Tahoe, Mammoth Lakes, Happy Canyon, and public forests near Grand Teton. 1/4

Just another chilling example of the desperate violence in Seattle this weekend…(Not to worry-it’s just a flesh wound.) #NoKings #JustKnights

Here’s a shocking photo of all the dangerous radical leftists protesting at the Seattle Center. As you can see, the city is a real urban hellscape. Anyway, I would have posted more, but the line for milkshakes was pretty long…I mean, we had to run away from the rioters. #NoKings

HAPPENING NOW: The National Guard drives back peaceful protesters in Los Angeles, California as wannabe fascist dictator Donald Trump attempts to escalate the tensions in the area (Video: IRT Media)

Yeah, Marco Rubio can go to The Bad Place. (The real one. Not the one with Adam Scott and Ted Danson being funny.)

An IT worker for the nat'l parks drove to a bridge & called a friend to talk him down. A Medicaid researcher killed herself after repeating "I’m not enough" to her family. A Social Security worker, whose data was under siege by DOGE, died at her cubicle. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

Unnecessary cruelty from sadistic fascist thugs...

Has anyone done this yet?

It's tough to refer to someone as a criminal if you've given them no due process to determine whether they're a criminal. Like if you get arrested and get a trial and are convicted of 34 felony counts. That's due process. You can call that guy a criminal.

Breaker one nine, this here's the Blue Ghost outta Kankakee. Anybody got their ears on? I gotta know the difference between an allegory and an alliteration before tomorrow's CDL test. Ten-four.

OMG. Must-watch🔥 The brilliant @jimmykimmel.com eviscerates Hegseth, saying: "The Defense Secretary is defenseless—you leak so much, you should be wearing Depends to work." Hegseth desperately tries to justify his incompetence, but he is circling the drain and knows it. Resign, Leaky-Pete!

And on today’s episode of 🎵 I Never Thought the Leopards Would Eat My Face 🎶 …

THIS is what we want from our Democratic leaders FIGHT MAGA has NOTHING on the Democrats Our ideas are better Our policies are better Our leaders are better And the country is ALWAYS demonstrably better after a Democrat is president @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social will prove it The Reformers

It’s as if he’s a Russian asset, trying to destroy America from within.

FROM THE MASTER INVESTOR HIMSELF…👇 Thoughts?! 🤔

114 years ago, a fire broke out at the 10-story Triangle Shirtwaist factory in NYC and killed 146 workers, mostly young women. They were trapped inside because the owners locked the fire escape exit doors.

Where is your CALL FOR HEGSETH TO RESIGN OR BE FIRED?!

Hey, an occasional reminder: Should you be fighting fascism here in the US? Yes, you should! Are you the one who decides how best you can do that? Yes, you are! Should the people who decide that you're not doing it right (i.e., the way they want you to) fuck off into the sun? Yes, they should!

Congrats, they heard you! The Social Security Administration has decided tonight to abandon its plans to end phone service for millions of Americans filing retirement and disability claims. Thank you to all who shared our post and made calls today—you did it!

If Linda McMahon and the Department of Education believe in "efficiency and accountability" (after laying off half of the department), then I'm sure they'll gladly publish a list of every position that has been eliminated and why that position is no longer needed.

All right, fess up! Who else was jammin with the bird? 😎 Happy Tuesday, yall! Don’t forget to go outside and touch some grass today.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...

Make no mistake, this will happen daily until January 20, 2029 ...

This Sunday, the whole country needs to spring forward from 1939.

Reminder: Amazon Blackout—starting tomorrow. Amazon ❌, Whole Foods ❌ off the to-do list!

Dear Canada, I never voted for him, I always saw him as the danger he is. He doesn’t speak for me. I am enraged that he called your prime minister a governor. I’m sorry. Please know that a lot of good people here feel the same.

Times Square

Times Square, NYC

Hero.

It would have been less embarrassing if JD had just fucked the couch he was sitting on.

Orange Russia warship, go fuck yourself.

Always and forever.

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.

#Krasnov

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