Melissa Behrend

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Tonight’s the night! Jordan Klepper’s new special, Red Flags, premieres at 11:30/10:30pm on Comedy Central

This week’s main story is about how more and more white nationalists, antisemites, and Nazi sympathizers seem to be integrating into the Republican Party, how some of them are currently running for office, and how old you can be for JD Vance to consider you “a very young boy.”

Former President Called out the horrors of the current one Listen to his truth Over the current chaos creator

numbers 6 and 7 are my favorites...

And then what happened? And then what?

Listen. You stay the HELL AWAY from my car.

There’s a lot of talk about Oscar eligibility for [various categories] re:You Can See Everything, but we need to talk about whether Nathan Fielder can be nominated for the way he says the word “annealed??”

Buttigieg: “The only thing they’ve drained in DC is the reflecting pool”

Buttigieg: The good guys only win if we put in the work

He may no longer be the president but he is still the baby whisperer! No better spot to meet the next generation than the Obama Presidential Center.

Right. The lunatics.

#lastfour @letterboxd.social

Seattle legend. RIP. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I have no comment, press conference scheduled for later this afternoon.

Playing hide and seek while sleeping?

Jon Stewart to Matthew McConaughey:

Listen to the racket outside a massive data center near Dowagiac, Michigan. That jet-engine hum comes from cooling equipment running around the clock. Before Republicans welcome the next one, maybe they should spend a night listening to it. #RepublicansLoveDataCenters

Musk And Trump Killed Ukraine Civilians Defended By Starshield SpaceX abruptly implemented a speed cap on Ukraine's vital Starshield service on Oct. 14. Musk suggested Trump restrict Ukraine's Starshield and Trump agreed. Then they both lied about it. kyivindependent.com/musk-asked-t...

Paris is burning, but Emmanuel Macron's heart must go on

What a piece of garbage this man is

New in PN: Trump bulldozes a golf course & the rule of law "This is about whether the courts can constrain this POTUS for the next 2 years, or whether he'll be permitted to simply bulldoze the rule of law en route to bulldozing a public park & turning it into a walled garden for his own amusement."

Director David Fincher had to make some sacrifices to Tarantino's The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth script.

Julia Stiles brought together much of the cast of the 1999 film '10 Things I Hate About You' to honor Heath Ledger on 'Dancing with the Stars'

Watch Friday Night Lights stars campaign for James Talarico in a "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose" campaign ad.

The Oscar chances for the buzzy documentary You Can See Everything include a possible acting nomination which would be unprecedented.

Early voting is surging across the country and the numbers are looking good. Debates are being dominated. Fundraising records are being broken. And millions showed up at No Kings rallies this weekend to make their voices heard. Less than three weeks until Election Day. Let’s keep up the pace!

Tough tough tough time…

Trump vs. Conservatives calling James Talarico a gay freak

She was ready for him.

Oh, Rafaelito, even your dog hates you. And this trans witch would be more than happy to put an elbow through your face, you festering carbuncle.

Sudeikis held forth recently on the podcast Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso about the prospects for Ted Lasso Seasons 5 and 6.

Spot the cat..she's hiding in the bushes, watching birds 😊

Actually intrigued. Will report back.

School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, I can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache." Donald Trump: "Schools can secretly turn your child from Tim to Tammy."

During a school shooting, children hide under their desks. After a school shooting, Republicans hide under theirs.

NEWS: Putin Orders Military to Make Cities ‘Uninhabitable’ and Trump Assists, Mass No Kings Day Protests, GOP Scrambles aaronparnas.substack.com/p/news-putin...

LA No Kings ✊🏾✊🏼✊🏿✊🏻✊🏽

Oh dear 😂

'SNL UK' featured Donald Trump in the cold open tonight for first time on Sky played by James Austin Johnson, alongside Burnham and Zelenskyy.

And they say theater kids are dramatic 🎭

NO CONNING: THIS IS THE BEST DOCUMENTARY I’VE EVER SEEN.