Michael Hager

Five things you’ll find in my scripts: -people being awkward -characters too earnest for their own good -people dealing with change poorly -underdogs -a bonkers society

🚨 BREAKING: Travis County judge granted Gina Hinojosa's request to inspect Greg Abbott's unredacted Musk emails. Judge Mauzy set Thursday 10 AM as the DEADLINE for Abbott to let her see them. Abbott tried to keep them hidden, calling them "intimate and embarrassing."

I have been praying for this kind of pushback from Democrats against Elon Musk for a long time now and I am thrilled that the Talarico camp is leaning into it. Light. Him. Up.

Share a TV show you love set primarily in the workplace. 📺

Well, you can call Michigan for Abdul

I cut open an avocado that's lasted longer than Katie Zacharia...

"Donald Trump takes the cake in terms of being the least liked when it comes to the economy" -- Enten details how Trump has lost 76 points of net approval on the economy among independents over the past two years

People shouldn't let this guy Victor Marx, GOP candidate for governor, go unnoticed. I'm glad The Daily Show is on the case! youtube.com/shorts/3SO7V...

As a Dodgers fan, it’s pretty cool to see teams playing with heart. I didn’t know they could do that.

Pitcher signed by the Dodgers who was born in... 2009. And we all turn to dust! heavy.com/sports/mlb/l...

"Because his two terms were non-consecutive and he remained in the political spotlight throughout Biden’s term, Trump has polluted the national discourse for *more than 11 years*. His act is profoundly old." — @schaller67.bsky.social

I'm not sure if @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social have issued a statement on this yet, but they should publicly announce that if Russ Vought tries to fuck with the election in any way they will fire him out of a cannon when they take power.

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Bro, my little beach town wasn't built for this

How do you defeat a president who’s trying to sabotage the midterms? 1. Use drop boxes. 2. Vote EARLY in person. 3. If mailing in your ballot, put it in the mail AT LEAST two weeks before Election Day. 4. Vote in person on Election Day. 5. Share these instructions with everyone you know.

There's a new wave of Democratic ads across the country that are somehow brutally partisan and incredibly effective and it's going to take some time for me to get used to this?

Sensing some pessimism in the responses to this

Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”

Twenty-six articles of impeachment. And that’s only the beginning.

Insane! How is this propaganda legal??

Just seeing some t*ump propaganda pass over the airwaves, paid for by us, the taxpayers. Blood boiling!! #Fox

I know we're all* numb to this by now, but it really needs to be said that any one of the batshit insane tyrant tweets from our special little boy would've led to swift efforts to remove any other previous president.

Dictators don't announce themselves. They just decide WHO gets to ask questions. Today it was CNN, MSNOW and Politico. "Others to follow." Read that last part again. Slowly. He. Will. NOT. Prevail.

My man looks like Draft Kings repossessed his Cybertruck

This is why Trump can’t stand Black women. They don’t take his shit. Let’s appreciate Rep. Joyce Beatty for being the fighter we need. Trump: “I think you’re incompetent.” Beatty: “I know you’re incompetent.” Then she reminded him: “You had more bankruptcies than anybody in the room.” 🔥

Erasing limits on pollution from power plants is great news if you want to get rid of us asthmatics! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/c...

American singer and songwriter Woody Guthrie, who wrote “This Land is Your Land.” The words on his guitar are testament to why the Nazis stifled art—and why Donald Trump tries to silence comics. The arts are not just entertainment when they challenge those in power.

DHS posted a racist graphic attacking "Mr. Singh," a last name that many Sikh Michiganders carry proudly. It is unacceptable to demonize and profile entire communities. No Michigander should be targeted simply because of their name. Hate and bigotry will not stand.

trump is just so inspiring

Bluthposting

Tiffany Haddish on Family Trips Pod wa hysterical. HYSTERICAL!! #Grouponlife

Maria Bartiromo is out at Fox. Hiring herself to house painters because her voice peels the paint off the walls is reportedly her next gig.

Goes without saying but the president directing the fcc to “punish” nbc because a poll made him mad would have consumed basically any other White House in endless scandal

A few tomatoes from our backyard

It's always the ones you really expect. Pastor & Massage Therapist (!!) arrested for years of child molestation. Years! ktla.com/news/califor...

Okay. I’ve never made Finalist before so this is great! #screenwriting #animation

Farewell today to the high priestess of polka dots, Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama (1929-2026). Her work was unforgettable and for her, a means to survival. It’s playful, psychedelic, compulsive, beautiful and slightly unsettling all at once. Into infinity and beyond Yayoi! 🔴🟡⚫️

Mood altering music youtu.be/iPUmE-tne5U?...

This week triple sucks! #Kusama

Dog Day! Frankie and Lucy

One of the easiest ban calls in sports. Enes leaves no doubt he opposes and seeks to undermine the very idea of the WNBA. If just words, maybe ignore, but he came to an arena and harassed players. Should be league-wide. That’s on the commissioner. Don’t leave players and the Sky standing alone.

Being strafed right now by 2 F-16s...making the windows shake like an earthquake. Gives you a tiny idea of what it would be like to be on the wrong end of an F-16 attack. Sonic booms as well. 'Murica!

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.