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Gringo Democrats who demand Puerto Rico statehood and quote Wikipedia election results at me call me a loony sore loser or worse when I tell them that statehooders rig elections in Puerto Rico. Meanwhile in Puerto Rican TV, statehooders (and the pro-colony "populares" too) openly admit to it:

I just watched two Argentinian TV news reports about the rumor that Flávio Bolsonaro fled to the USA via Argentina or tried and they contradict each other. Second report (on TN) says the plane he was gonna flee on was grounded by authorities and that Flávio isn’t in Argentina

PONGAN ÁRBOLES EN LA METRO ME CAGO EN LA MADRE

joyitas de mirar el voto en el extranjero: 1. El único brasileño en La Habana que votó por Flávio 💀

En esta urbanización sanjuanera dan nombres botánicos a las calles, como Calle Cereipo, Calle Elemi y Calle Dildo

When you cook whatever random stuff you have in the fridge: Cuban black bean soup with andouille sausage, Siberian dumplings, kimchi, asparagus and labneh. I should buy kimchi more often

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

The New York Times wrote articles that were like "the impossible-to-characterize elusive politics of Elon Musk / he's lost interest in politics" right before he became *literally the largest GOP donor in history* the next election cycle. Twice. Two times!

My local Safeway the other day had real avocados

EEUU se está embabillando y, envés de ignorar las resoluciones y sus responsabilidades como nuestro colono, ha decidido atacar directamente al organismo descolonizador de la ONU. Que se sepa, EEUU NO reconoce el derecho a la independencia y libre determinación de Puerto Rico.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

BREAKING: The hepatitis B vaccine trial in Guinea-Bissau "will not move forward," the lead researcher says. “The solution is clear here: Take the money and vaccinate as many kids as you can,” @pauloffit.bsky.social told me: www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

"Freelancers carry a disproportionate share of the risk in war zones." "43 of the journalists and media workers killed in 2024, more than a third of the total and a record high, were freelancers." "The following year was deadlier still." #Gaza #Palestine #Israel #Media #Labour #Genocide

None of this will teach Blue MAGAts not to support Puerto Rican statehooders

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

NEW: I have spent 9 months examining Louisiana's unique Justice of the Peace system, which hands down thousands of evictions a year and pays its judges almost entirely through filing fees they collect One earned over $400,000 last year Experts say the system is "blatantly unconstitutional"

The epidemic of Ebola - the 2nd largest reported and likely to become the largest ever - caused by Bundibugyo virus, is continuing to expand. I’m in Nigeria presently and unless an international response kicks into place, the current trajectory will continue with (many) more countries affected.

Alternately, you could take your Google home speakers out back and shoot them.

"award-winning podcast producer" just hit my resume like a truck

death sentence for Puerto Rico and probably the majority of the US

You can get antibody lab tests from your doctor to check if your earlier vax for MMR is still working. Which it likely is but I recommend reading up

In case you've missed the context here: Major security issue in progress after it was discovered one of the certificate authorities trusted by default in every browser/system had a private key of 4. Yes, just 4. emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com

En el quiosquito de Kikuet en el aeropuerto tienen Icee porque obvio que van a tener

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

"Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART)... is considering cutting 70% of its service and closing up to 15 of 50 stations, some 30%. Caltrain, the area’s leading local commuter rail system, could discontinue weekend service and shutter up to a third of its stations."

“The history of modern Puerto Rico is inextricably intertwined with the US military industrial complex.” – Kristina Lizardy-Hajbi www.christiancentury.org/features/emp...

La tilapia dándole el baqueo a la privatización de uno de los parques nacionales más grandes de Puerto Rico 🫠 ¿Qué se puede esperar de él? Cuando raya fondo siempre encuentra un lecho más abajo.

The invincible airplane

FLÁVIO BOLSONARO: "Lula, can you explain why 73% of prison inmates voted for you?" LULA: "I want 100% of them to vote for me, even your dad! Even your dad!"

We need to start asking Evangelical Christians over and over if they disavow the Terceiro Comando Puro

Oh great, Tyler Perry is now an Act 22 settler colonizer. He just bought a whopping 30 million dollar mansion in occupied/gentrified Dorado (Dorado Beach). He will be joining the gringo colony of tax evaders that live there, including the likes of Logan Paul and Jake Paul.

Me relata mi madre que Marisol Malatet trabajaba en el mismo edificio que mi padre y que cuando él se enteró que ella iba a representar a Puerto Rico en Miss Universo la reacción de él fue “Esa flaca no va a salir”

Hoy fui a Plaza y le preguntamos a gente que dónde estaban tal o cual cosa. Una nos dijeron que cerca de donde era el Burger King de Sears. Otra que donde ponen el árbol de navidad. Y otra que al otro lado de las estatuas de los niños... que quedan en la fuente, que lleva ahí 50 años, dime la fuente

Hablando de muñecos inflables gigantes en la PR-2, ¿Quien carajos es este primo colorado de Clifford, Snoopy, y Brian Griffin?

“Puerto Rico is a nation that was invaded by the United States in a war of expansion and has been held as a colony for over a century. Statehood would reward the US ... Colonies should be liberated, not subsumed by the empire that claimed them.”