Mighty Haunter

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

I have found hell on earth and it is the World Foods at Columbus Circle at 5:30 pm

Dame más longaniza

Sorry I remembered you followed me, went to your timeline, and liked a bunch of your posts. It'll probably happen again but likely not for another three months.

I am "Shazams a song at Old Navy" years old

You have two wolves inside you. One of them wants a little snack. The other one is not hungry.

"amused" and "bemused" imply the existence of "ceemused"

Meta, X and other Big Techs are trying desperately to limit our reach on social media so we're trying to get to the search algorithms to spread the word: Flávio Bolsonaro is involved in crimes and schemes and is also trying to free his dad from jail, yes the one who attempted a coup d'etat

I am the Sisyphus of social media engagement.

We are going to teach an entire generation of people to speak in the AI Voice cadence

Hey, not a computer guy. Is a download speed of 1.7 Mbps good?

Bro who says "LET'S GO" voice: RELAX

The older I get the more I subscribe to the Gordon Ramsay Theory on Interacting with Children vs. Interacting with Adults

Everybody Hates Chris for Tax Purposes

What the hell

Y Kant Hunter Post Gud?

Canterbury Tales from the Crypt

I'm the one who naps

What's some rap that a "hip" restaurant owned by white people would play at Sunday brunch?

wow... just. wow.

"I like this song!" [Sees it's by King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard] "Well, shit."

Forget it, Charlie Brown, It's Chinatown

Anyway, I like the _Carrie_ series but I thought the after credits scene where Danny Torrance approached Carrie and asked her to join The Castle Rock Initiative was a bit much

Oh, I get it now. You don't want a Carrie with nuance. You want a Carrie just like the De Palma film that you laughed at when you watched it the first time.

Me: I hate College Football. Also me: Shit on Pitt.

Donald Trump voice: "You know, most people don't know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary."

Vive l'France

Honestly, it's pretty great that I don't have to work at a job I hate anymore. And the next time I *DO* work will be next Tuesday.

Tonight's Pub Trivia Team Name: Rocktober Out with Your Cocktober Out

@mayor.nyc.gov

Blacksky be sure to block this weirdo @m-tracey.bsky.social

Only kinda?! [Starts over]

I have watched Backrooms and determined that I like Us more.

To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!

This documentary on The Swan reality TV show is horrifying