Dawn Summers real or fake

My hilariously incomparable mommy ghosted me on Halloween. 🕊1944 - 2025🕊

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“Pretty much all I remember from 2013 to 2017 is drunkenly stumbling back to my dorm with Halloween face paint running down my cheeks.” — Ally Biederman

So Connecticut is just tri state?

“Things will get back to normal after the midterms.” After the midterms:

Henry, Peter & Jane Fonda in 1963

If Stephen Miller was a lizard

I want to show this to my children, but also I know better than to show this to my children

WHELP

I got the same answer from Google AI to the same question, so I followed up with this, and got this answer

SIR!

Many people are saying Jayson Tatum

It really is. SNF done by 8pm.

1. More news today in a case I have been covering for nearly a decade (and the reason some of you first followed me). A California appeals court today unanimously upheld former actor and militant Scientologist Danny Masterson’s two rape convictions, leaving his sentence of 30 years to life intact.

MIAMI (AP) — Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family have landed in Miami after fleeing Argentina.

Jesus fucking christ, Clark. I know you and the fam are Uber MAGA but, really?

Let's sign Rae Carruth to help bolster that receiving corps while we're at it, Andy

Happy 48th birthday to Gwendoline Christie, who has always understood the assignment.

“This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn't read, in front of a church he doesn't attend, invoking laws he doesn't understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies.”

assembling the Most Problematic Special Teams Unit Ever

Women observing Stars, Chou Ota. 1936.

Fucking gross

Kansas city is a disgusting franchise and we don't talk about that enough

Andy Reid: “You think Ray Rice can kick??”

WUT

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Midsommar #KidHorror

Yeah, I like the songs that I like and I want them to sound like I like, so concerts aren't that appealing unless they're mega spectacles

Next ad He's going to get all the groceries in one trip.

GODDAMMIT

Me voted. Yes, I am the only person in all of New York who opposes the outdoor dining proposal

Janet Jackson's 'Rhythm Nation 1814' hit #1 on the Billboard 200 albums chart 37 years ago on October 28, 1989 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/JJacksonRN1814

"Witt acknowledged that Patel launched the probe one day after a speech Trump gave in July complaining about alleged interference in U.S. elections by American intelligence and law enforcement officials."

i'm tempted to say that vance has some kind of charisma — it is why he is so talented at attracting elite supporters — but then i remember that video of him trying to order donuts

yeah, one of the imho clear lessons of the obama/trump back-to-back is that political charisma can come from anywhere and that you dismiss politicians that connect with people at your peril www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Jon Stewart: "If you don’t think you’re better than us, then what are you doing? Doesn’t elite mean good? Not only do I want an elite president, I want someone embarrassingly superior to me. Someone who speaks 16 languages and sleeps two hours a night hanging upside down in a chamber they designed."