Michael Mitchell

Can we send food and water instead?

Got the chance to see these talented players in action today! It was great having the @wnba.com at Home Court at the Obama Presidential Center for All-Star Weekend. 🏀

No One At Bar Aware World Cup Game Rerun From 2018

He's not a particularly good liar, but he's certainly a shameless one.

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

I'm starting to think the guy who didn't know dumb has a B in it might not be capable of negotiating complex international conflicts.

When you are about to post a picture of yourself as Jesus Christ and just before you press "send" you think to yourself, "This is great! People will love this.", you are freekin' insane.

*America kicks a hornet’s nest* Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest? Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Well, we got six nice days.

"bucking tradition" is like, not pardoning a turkey. This is declaring civil war.

If someone were to say to him that people were saying he wasn’t popular enough to go to the island, he would admit to everything. Probably including the Lindbergh baby.

It's not the crime as much as it's the coverup.

#EpsteinList

They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

January 2020.

shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

trump had 2 chess moves, expose the queen to danger, then immediately surrender the queen.

L - The official photo from the Kremlin of US Special Envoy @SteveWitkoff putting his hand over his heart as he greets his friend Vladimir Putin again this week. R - Putin’s latest missile attack killing at least 21 people, including 7 children, on Palm Sunday. Putin’s stooge.

Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration. So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives. So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

We all question it all the time. Maga are two groups - dysfunctional low IQ zucchinis and greedy power hungry leeches who don't want to give up their taxpayer funded lifestyle.

From the producers of “Honey, I shrunk the economy” and “Throw Medicaid from the train”… Brace yourself for their next horror reboot… “Black Monday: The Fuckening” Releases tomorrow nationwide.

Sign of the day…Chicago

Learn to protest safely before protests get more dangerous.

Please don't fall for this. Elon Musk is currently bankrolling the entire Republican Party at a level no political party in US history has ever experienced. The idea that he's not going to have exactly the level of control over policy that he wants is frankly absurd and patronizing. This is optics.

Makes perfect sense.

And if the Nazis reach Paris we should probably start preparing for war.

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