Mike Propergeist

humanity is amazing 💚 #positivity #hopecore #viralvideo #wholesome #smilecore #fypシ

One of the most important financial stories out there if you want to know how and why the same five evil guys wind up owning everything.

“You should invite President Trump to speak with the team before Game 3. Come on, you’re up 2-0 already and have all the momentum. There’s no way the ‘Trump Curse’ is real. And it could really motivate the boys to finish the job.”

It’s always fascinating to me that in JAWS (1975), the word “shark” is never spoken. Instead characters use phrases like “sea muncher” and “toothy jockey.” I wonder if they didn’t have the rights to the word?

[ONE BEASTIE BOY]: Eating dried mango like it’s going out of [ALL BEASTIE BOYS]: STYLE [ONE BEASTIE BOY]: Bennet is Beck and Mooney is [ALL BEASTIE BOYS]: KYLE

I hear the moos already

“You should invite President Trump to speak with the team before Game 3. Come on, you’re up 2-0 already and have all the momentum. There’s no way the ‘Trump Curse’ is real. And it could really motivate the boys to finish the job.”

The Brewers are going to win the World Series and next season (whenever that is), Pat Murphy is still going to do his “aw shucks, we’re just scrappy underdogs” schtick and you assholes are going to continue to eat it up. You cows. You absolute fucking cows.

Why isn’t Winston Duke a bigger star?

I can’t remember if Ween is my favorite band because Halloween is my favorite holiday or if Halloween is my favorite holiday because Ween is my favorite band

Just found out liberals are the new racists and I’m honestly shook

I’m working on a new hot take. It’s not quite “ready for primetime,” but it is based around the concept of “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” by Limp Bizkit being actually a great song. It’s going to take some work so you’ll need to be patient, but I’m excited for you all to see it.

Look, I'm not going to pretend like I have a solution to all of life's problems, but you don't think things would be a little bit better if Paul Thomas Anderson started putting John C. Reilly back in his movies?

lol the "liberals are the new racists" ad I just saw was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen, new lows every day, baby

I fully agree with the “don’t waste time on investigations” concept, but for VASTLY different reasons

My 5 year old on Caleb Wilson: “He’s definitely going to make the hall of fame”

Go Bears. Fuck Robert Kraft. Free Palestine.

Jaylon GoneSoon

Ben Johnson is a football demon

I love when Al Michaels says “We’ll be back in 30 seconds,” I get so excited. Because that means 30 SECONDS OF PHONE TIME!!

Airbnb hosts stripped of their ability to make the people paying them also do a bunch of chores

Who is he talking to?

Down 7-0 and immediately regret everything

My YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING review is that *redacted* seems like one of the coolest people on the planet and I want to be her friend.

me in 1994 after a field trip to the lincoln park zoo

No

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

I basically took off 2 years of following Bulls basketball... BUT I'M BACK BABY! Bought a subscription to CHSN and everything.

I see you David Ellison. I see you, buddy

NEW GUY: Guy who thinks he’s about to own @abdulelsayed.bsky.social at a Town Hall

Fuck YESSSSSZSSSSS

—CARRIE SEASON 5— Carrie enters the offices of WHITE AND CLAIBORNE: PRIVATE EYES, scratching behind the ears of a sleeping Cujo as she approaches her partner. Carrie: DOLORES, ANY WORD ON THAT DISTURBANCE I SENSED IN DUMA KEY? Dolores: IT’S THE TOMMYKNOCKERS, CARRIE. SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK.

Kyler Gordon has 5 quick pressures and 3 sacks on 8 pass rush snaps. Insanely efficient day as a blitzer.

horror movies are a reflection of our times, like how swimfan captured and defined the early 2000s public paranoia about swimfans

—CARRIE SEASON 5— Carrie enters the offices of WHITE AND CLAIBORNE: PRIVATE EYES, scratching behind the ears of a sleeping Cujo as she approaches her partner. Carrie: DOLORES, ANY WORD ON THAT DISTURBANCE I SENSED IN DUMA KEY? Dolores: IT’S THE TOMMYKNOCKERS, CARRIE. SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK.

To the tune of “Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car” GET OUT OF MY WAY!

My wife just said that she thinks the best fruit is a lemon. Lemon!

Fuck YESSSSSZSSSSS

People are going to judge her, but this is canonically the fasted way to get on Dancing With the Stars

Zachario: Day of the Zoldado

I saw the tv glow for tax purposes

Wanna feel old? If RESERVOIR DOGS was made today, the song from the ear-cutting scene would be “SexyBack”