SpaceGoth

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

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Heist movie but instead of jewels, groceries.

I would take more seriously the people promoting the idea of AI consciousness if they first materially grappled with the (much more obvious) consciousness of animals and how that affects our moral obligations to them.

The new press secretary looks like a poorly designed NPC in a Baldur's Gate game. I see her face and immediately I'm wondering how many lines of dialogue I have to click through before combat begins.

Lottery prizes would be more exciting if there were also lottery punishments

Celebrated my birthday last night with some friends and received this extremely rude “present”

A little something for spooky season! 🦇 laurynipsum.threadless.com/designs/mons...

it is way more fun and perhaps more behaviorally healthy to call LLMs "machine ghosts" instead. so like "you should not jack off to porn made by the machine ghosts" has a real weight to it

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

No but seriously: fuck gavin newsom. Put him into the sea.

I say we invite Palestine to join UEFA for a laugh. If Israel is in Europe, Palestine must be.

Everyone should own a cast iron pan. Total game changer. Maintenance isn't a big deal, just keep it away from water, excess oil, sunlight, wooden forks, and whispers. When transporting, wear correct wrist support, pinch the edges gently and lift AWAY from you, but also never, ever do this. At all.

I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028

Make a band edible: Bao House

I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia

25 years later, it's the sound that stays with me. Standing on a rooftop in Greenwich Village as that first tower fell, listening to the nauseating cacophony of all of New York screaming at once.

Rail replacement bus

hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend

Every once in awhile, in the midst of my nights, I’m struck dumb with awe and a strange, refracted grief: It’s legitimately fucking *crazy* how good the internet used to be

Yes, but what about Bluesky's least influential posters? Committed reply guys deserve recognition too.

Goodnight from this cold blooded killer.

Yeah I collect physical media

legislation to force states to allow direct-to-consumer auto sales would be some of the best pro-EV policy possible

Angelenos! Book lovers! Worldcon goers! If you're in proximity to DTLA today, check out the Queertastic Book Fair. My buddy Rie is giving away tea and selling the new hardcover edition of their incredible novel, Vessels.