mjwaite

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Can't believe how many people I know and thought were of above average intelligence are swooning over a prediction machine based on linear algebra.

@mapquest.com - how can we report an address error?

K9 is a great running back. Glad he got paid.

There is it. Complaining about the reffing. Knew it would come out sooner or later.

Same, son

oh nooooo, looks like i gotta create a new system to help me do my work instead of doing my actual work

This stop motion nightmare shows a monster sofa devouring its victim, one frame at a time. Pure practical horror.

*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

The news media thinks “defund the police” is some form of gotcha but the truth is that police budgets are way too high and teachers’ salaries are way too low.

@anwanderer.bsky.social

Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.

ai is an appendage of fascism. It is the attempt at the abolishment of individual thought and problem solving. Why think for yourself, why create things yourself, why look for answers when big tech's machine can do it for you.

In an ironic twist, it looks like dinosaurs will drive humanity to extinction.

Here’s the thing. Driving is a privilege. Voting is a right. To attached a privilege as a requirement to exercise a right is a Constitutional abomination.

Yesterday one of my track and field athletes said "has anyone ever told you that are like a female version of Kevin James"? Needless to say he's running gassers at practice today.

Don't forget the inaccurate part of it!

Folks, every single video you've seen on here (or anywhere online) of local law enforcement arresting ICE is fake. They're all AI-generated. They're not real. I know they may look real to you, but they're not. Please, for the love of all that's good, stop sharing these videos.

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So pretty much all of the "donors" are in the files. Suspected as much.

Just purchased a handgun. We'll see how this process goes.

A college friend of mine from Mound, MN passed away last summer from cancer. While I'm glad she wasn't around to see what this regime has empowered ICE to do, I think she IS around through the spirit of the protests and protesters. She would have been one of the first out there.

This is quite a post. Glad the OP is ok and yikes!

Dammit, tech companies. The only think I need to know about your awesome AI feature is how to turn it off.

Worth every second

With federal agents storming the streets of American communities, there's no single right way to approach this dangerous moment. But there are steps you can take to stay safe—and have an impact. 1/

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

1. ICE will kill you. 2. Trumpists will lie to justify it. 3. Because they are all thug trash.

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote

Woke up in zip ties with feces smeared on the wall so I guess the J6ers stopped by last night. Treason’s greetings to you all!

January 6 2021 was not just a riot. It was a test. A test of how much violence a lie could carry. A test of whether law would bend when shouted at. A test of whether fear could replace truth. Remember the failure to act. And remember this: impunity is not forgiveness. It is an invitation for more.

Joy Reid explains the Republican goal. Only the woke will understand this.

Wondering what type of batshit leaps of logic this regime will trot out when/if he signs the EO to reschedule cannabis. Also pissed that Biden didn't or wouldn't do this.

Dear Europe, please ignore whatever the fuck that "National Security 'Strategy'" document said. These people are not qualified and I apologize on behalf of the sane citizens and residents of this great land.

If you think for a nanosecond that they'll stop the "remigration" after all of the black and brown people are gone, you have a serious lack of historical knowledge.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

“Just Saying” shared this.

What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.

Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.