Missy Clemens

On Feb. 15, José Manuel Ramos Bastidas called his wife from inside a Texas immigration detention facility. He asked her to record a message, “just in case something happens to me.” Thread 👇

Views from Rock County, Wisconsin.

John Lewis walked, bled, and lived for justice. Five years since his passing, we honor him the only way we know how: By refusing to stay silent and getting in more Good Trouble.

This is what integrity looks like.

Happy Earth Day

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John Quinones restoring my faith in humanity. #WhatWouldYouDo

Meryl Streep in a sketch with Pedro and Woody! Muah! 🤌🏻💋

Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan FTW 🤣 #SNL50

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI theonion.com/jealous...

JFC

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM. We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building. Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

Nothing sticks to superglue better than human skin

“Pssst… You need eggs?” “Well, I don’t know…“ “I got the good shit. Grade A, jumbo.” “How much?” “You a cop? You have to tell me.”

Sick burn by @joyannreid.bsky.social (see what I did there?)

"Masculine Energy"

Yup. If there had been any real dirt, we would have heard about it.

"Post a photo of yourself from another era" Age: About 21 Hair: HUGE Self esteem: Nonexistent

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Well if that ain’t the truth

Repost if you agree

Thank you! I did not share the propublica piece for exactly the reason(s) described in this thread! However, I am not an expert and not nearly as well-versed, so I did not feel like I could speak to it adequately. I am so glad to be able to share this!

Cutest face off you’ll ever see…

it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents

*whispers “we should run away together” while petting the neighbor’s dog*

I’m at an age where I really appreciate a nice extension cord

When your farts even gross YOU out… #LifeWithNerf #BullyBreed #AdoptDontShoo

As a sexual assault service provider & educator, I constantly had to explain to schools that students with autism need to be held accountable and not just excused. Autism does not equal unteachable, even for nonverbal kids.

Cool ranch, eh? Themb is good. My faberit. ~Nerf probably #LifeWithNerf #dog #pitbull #BullyBreed #AdoptDontShop

post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like

TFW the legislator that backs big tax breaks for billionaires pretends to care about small businesses. Welcome to “free market” capitalism. 🙄

We may never know…

@ me why don’t you

🎶 Blue skies, smiling at me 🎶

Just gonna scooch in right here… #LunaTuna

for context NYC offered a $10k reward for any critical information about the homocide which is about the cost of a single 15 minute ambulance ride after UnitedHealthcare denies coverage bc the EMTs responding to the call were out of network

Extremely cute and incredibly gassy. #LifeWithNerf

Every Tuesday is Giving Tuesday when you’re a man with unsolicited opinions.

We really don’t deserve dogs. He is my ❤️ dog. #LifeWithNerf

just saw a one-armed monkey on a unicycle using a pay phone and thought wow, you don’t see too many pay phones these days

i think they prefer the term “christmas carolers”

Blue Sky team, you're building something special and great here. Keep at it. Stick with it. And please don't sell it to an evil billionaire who's going to come around waving a lot of money to gobble it up. Sincerely, a Happy Blue Sky user.