Michele Winnington

Vote Blue before Jared Kushner sells your house to the Russians.

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Buttigieg: “The only thing they’ve drained in DC is the reflecting pool”

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Chris Christie saw through Vivek Ramaswamy from day one and never let up. He knew exactly who he was.

Imagine if in 1943 FDR had decided that the US would stop helping Britain and instead would side with the Third Reich. That's a bit like what President Trump is now doing by cozying up to Russia as it tries to destroy Ukraine. Utterly shameful. A humiliating moment for the US.

As I first reported on Monday, Katie Zacharia is not a lawyer and has never been licensed to practice law. The WSJ reports that she took the California Bar Exam but failed. Nevertheless, Zacharia appeared on media programs for YEARS and repeatedly called herself a lawyer. Here's a super cut:

We need to ban data centers.

“plenty of empty seats”

A $100 Medicare rebate and a $500 Affordable Care Act reimbursement is the political equivalent of finding a starving man in the street, putting a nickel in his hand and saying, “Don’t spend it all in one place.” The insult is more impressive than the help. #PayingForVotes

36 minutes before the hearing started.

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt.

Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.

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How fucking broken do you have to be to threaten to tear down a slain president’s memorial unless they put your name on it? jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/the-nakedly-…

My good friend @rickwilson.bsky.social and I have teamed up by forming a PAC that—we promise, and I think he and I are pretty credible on things like this—will cause a great deal of (very good) trouble. Hope you'll take a look, follow, and help.

Crowds took to the streets of Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators invoking Trump’s ties to Epstein and his alliance with Netanyahu.

If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.

Nothing like a possible toilet paper shortage during an explosive diarrhea outbreak.

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

Bless you, Minneapolis Spider-Man! You are the hero we needed.

Whether it's a trade war with Canada or an actual war with Iran, the pattern is the same: Americans are paying the price for the President's choices.

One night, right before dinner, Kevin Pang's then-9-year-old son, Liam, announced that he had invented a recipe. And Bacon Cheeseburger Meatballs were born. Here's the recipe: nyti.ms/3SGxg3L

"ABC’s entire complaint is worth reading. It’s a chilling catalogue of governmental efforts to restrict speech at the behest of the president and a reminder why Trump has such a healthy friendship with dictators like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un."

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"One of the things that I think we need to remember about impeachment is that it is meant to shine a light on corruption—but it is also meant to shine a light leading forward to show people what our ideals are, what we expect of people who take oaths of office to the Constitution ...

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The election was wigged

NEWS: Rep. Yassamin Ansari says if Democrats take back the House, the Trump family's days of avoiding congressional scrutiny are over. Here's who she says would be first in line for subpoenas:

@ejeancarroll.bsky.social: "I don't understand how people can be afraid of a fat elderly man who wears apricot makeup, his hair done up like Tippi Hedren in The Birds and sits in a court room and moans and groans and complains”

Something to Consider😊…. “Unlike McConnell, at least Lindsey Graham has the integrity to admit when he’s dead.”

May Donald Trump golf again with Lindsey Graham . . . and soon.

Spoke to my good friend Mitch McConnell today: He told me he was so grateful his wife Elaine Chao went to China because that b¡tch was trying to turn off his life support systems

Wait until the 🤡 hears about this! He’s going to be up all night on Lie Social!

THOU SHALT NOT LIE.

I’m on this motherfucker like white on rice.

3 presidents have died on the 4th of july i like those odds

Donald Trump has already paid this $5M sum into a deposit account held by the United States District Court. E. Jean Carroll will receive her money shortly, after the SCOTUS clerk's office issues that Court's final judgment.

Masterclass 🔥 The Trump administration in 60 seconds. The only thing missing is the literal dumpster fire.

So Trump thinks “Dum(b)ocrats” is so clever. How about “Republicunts”? Seems about right.

BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:

The extent of Trump's destruction of Washington, D.C., is truly stunning. It's the ultimate metaphor. The algae-infested Reflecting Pool. The destroyed grass from the UFC event. The bulldozed East Wing grounds. "86 47" etched into the lawn near the Reflecting Pool. REUTERS/Aaron Schwartz