Mitchell Dean

Quick someone give me a lot of money

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Gibbs with the nanny nanny booboo dance really makes it

San Diego Sun August 20,1917

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Bookmark it for when you need it. My favorite live rock performance. Talking Heads, Live in Rome (1980) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWW...

This is cinema. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Xb...

“David Coletto of Abacus Data polled on that and found that only one-third of the separatist voters truly want Alberta independence. The convinced separatist vote in Alberta is about eight per cent.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli calgaryherald.com/news/braid-a...

Someone owes Albertans $130M for this theatrical waste of taxpayers money

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time."

TLDR: it's because you get to watch squirrels

Today In 1992: The Atlanta #Braves win the NL pennant vs. the Pittsburgh #Pirates with a hit by Francisco Cabrera & legendary slide home by Sid Bream! Classic call by Skip Caray! #MLB #NLCS #Postseason

Today In 1965: Los Angeles #Dodgers legend Sandy Koufax hurls a Game 7 shutout with 10 K's vs. the Minnesota Twins to win the World Series! Vin Scully & Ray Scott in the booth! #MLB #Postseason

It's not "calling for mass violence" to say that an appropriate response to "I'm going to kill you and your loved ones" is "you can try, fucker."

Breakfast Burrito Baseball Time

You ever think about how we have AI and cryptocurrency when we could have just had more Fletch movies with Jon Hamm?

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Despite having cerebral palsy, this little warrior walks down the aisle as the ring bearer for her parents wedding Original post

If you have way too much time on your hands.

$4 million spent on this brochure… added to the $200 million referendum price tag. This money could have been spent on public education, healthcare and cost of living. Let’s Save Canada and vote!

My beautiful sister everyone

My daughter saw "Amok Time" and declared that the green ceremonial gong was made from CRYSTALLIZED VULCAN BLOOD. So that's my head canon now. Also just makes sense given the symbolism and function of the koon-ut-kal-if-fee in civilizing the biological imperative of pon farr.

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

I love the baseball ladies on here. They will tell you who is handsome... Respectfully of course. They will also tell you how to use your bullpen... There won't be a whole lot of respect. Cursing is almost a given. And they're usually right.

See, you gotta have stoners working at sandwich shops because, to them, “extra cheese” *means* something

Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.

This dog on Reddit is really looking forward to #SquirrelAwarenessMonth! 🐿️🐕 #SquirrelScrolling

Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates and then holds his daughter's hand as he leaves the mound for the last time.

Look at this absurdly well-behaved collie I met today. Looks like a book jacket author photo.

Aw man, Verlander being walked off the mound for the final time by his daughter today fuckin got me, man, I'm a mess and I don't even watch the Tigers

Its funny how one of the happiest endings for Spider-Man happened in a "What If" story where he becomes the Punisher

The Cubs and White Sox both clinched playoff berths within mere minutes of each other. Pretty cool.

Crow-Armstrong added membership in one of baseball's most exclusive clubs to the top of his MVP resume Thursday, swiping his 40th bag and receiving a fitting ovation from the Wrigley Field crowd.

With his steal of second base in the first inning Thursday, the Chicago Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong became the seventh major-leaguer with at least 40 home runs and 40 stolen bases in a season.

To Live and Die in L.A. (1985) Director: William Friedkin

Bruce & Cybill MOONLIGHTING (1985-89)

CARL SAGAN on Libraries: "We are the only species on the planet, so far as we know, to have invented a communal memory. The warehouse of that memory is called a library."

The dog playing dead on command is the funniest thing you'll see today. Original post

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

Happy 48th Birthday to Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame inductee Jason Bay (Trail, B.C.)! All-time Canadian MLB ranks: - 222 HRs (5th) - 636 walks (6th) - 240 doubles (7th) - 754 RBIs (8th) - 737 runs (9th) - 1,200 hits (10th) - 3-time All-Star - 3-time Tip O'Neill Award winner

No training needed. When something catches an animal's eye, that same instinct used to track prey or watch for predators kicks in, and suddenly you have the most focused audience member ever.