Mitchell Nobis

🎶I got 99 problems / self-promotion ain't one.🎶

I was watching the WNBA game and flipped back to the World Series and audibly yelped.

We only get one life, and one of the maybe 80 times I can watch the leaves turn color & drift to the ground is happening now, while I search through data in a spreadsheet to put on a mandated form I have to submit that no one will ever, ever look at other than to check off that it is done.

Warning: Listen only when sitting alone by a river.

We only get one life, and one of the maybe 80 times I can watch the leaves turn color & drift to the ground is happening now, while I search through data in a spreadsheet to put on a mandated form I have to submit that no one will ever, ever look at other than to check off that it is done.

In related news, the new single from Lake Street Dive is an outstanding piece of melancholy on that exact same theme. Well, not data forms, but the whole "one life, would you look at all the wonder?" thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7QY...

We are moving from "Adam Silver kind of sucks & I hope we get a new commissioner soon" to "Adam Silver needs to get tarred and feathered and tied to the back of a horse who gets whipped and sent out of town."

No offense to the horse.

[Lead singer holds microphone out toward the crowd at a massive festival] 🎶Say it with meeeeee!!!🎶 🎶PISTONS IN 7 IN '27🎶

It sure is fun watching B-ball Paul Reed score on a wide variety of all-stars in every shape and size and age.

There are some people with courtside seats at the Pistons/Sixers game who have as much trash around their seats as I had in the backseat of the old Mercury Grand Marquis I drove to school in 1991. 

Good morning from the last fall ball Saturday and one more dog walk through the woods behind the ball field. October reigns supreme. 

Reminder that the recipients of participation trophies are never the ones at fault for the participation trophies. Attn: Boomers

It's foggy here today as we enter peak autumn, so if you need me I'll be following the ethereal chanting emanating from the forest.

Good morning from the last fall ball Saturday and one more dog walk through the woods behind the ball field. October reigns supreme. 

Also happy to report these were the conditions at first pitch. October reigns supreme.

Good morning from the last fall ball Saturday and one more dog walk through the woods behind the ball field. October reigns supreme. 

Get you to someplace today where you think it might be starting to rain despite the blue skies because you hear raindrops before realizing it's leaves falling onto leaves on the forest floor. 

Did I tell you guys about how when my family took a quick trip to Denver this summer to see my aunt, she took us to a Colorado Rockies game (they stink, but they're fun!), and as we were walking back to the train afterward, someone way behind us spotted my Pistons hat and shouted "DEEEEETROIT..."

Of the nigh-infinite nefarious & BS impacts of AI, one thing it has taught me is that you all really hated making flyers. I'm so sorry for the pain flyers must have brought you all these years.

I can only do this when I realize I'm about to step on the dog.

I can hear the car next to me in the school parking lot listening to talk radio instead of the Pistons, and my good Metro Detroit homie WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!