Mlip

Mlip

@mlip16.bsky.social

Left Twitter because of the BS. Go Irish Beardown Why am i a White Sox Fan I also love arguing over food

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I am currently sitting outside the north gate of Yellowstone National Park, drinking Kentucky bourbon, watching Yankees vs Red Sox. I challenge to find something more American #america250

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This rings true because this is the behavior we see day in day out, and have for 11 years now. We don't need an expert character witness to tell us this is true. That is him, those are the things he obsesses about, Dr. Fauci is dead on in his assessment.

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If you think that “communists” are destroying America because billionaires who are destroying America told you so, you’re not too bright

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Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

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Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way. Signed, An epidemiologist

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Can’t help but notice all the people who said Obama would desecrate the White House with Escalades and rap music on the South Lawn are absolutely loving this UFC fight on the South Lawn. Probably just a coincidence.

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Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.

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😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇

Damn, the ABC producers thought it’d be smart to put Orange Ass Face on TV when the anthem was playing to avoid boos Well didn’t work

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Instead of trying to eliminate birthright citizenship guaranteed in the Constitution, we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting felons from serving as president

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Nobody orders a sandwich or a hotdog with sauerkraut unless they REEEEALLY love sauerkraut. And yet, so many restaurants are scared to give you the appropriate amount. And they give you bland, not-sour stuff. If I order a Reuben, it's because I want half the goddamn sandwich to be sauerkraut.

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It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

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Ohio State needs to be banned from the NCAA for all the abuse scandals it failed to cover up. Michigan State and Penn State should have also received bans. The only way this dumb country understands how to pay attention is when we take away their sports.

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I don’t give a flying fuck if Tucker Carlson, MTG, Candace Owens, and Nick Fuentes all hate Trump now. They made this monster. They will burn in hell for this shit.

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going tailored suit to tracksuit in 7 minutes flat. his team's still in uniform. Italian excellence

Dan Why-Ner@danweiner.bsky.social

Rick Pitino said that Dylan Darling told him they should run a play that got him the ball and Pitino agreed before he realized Darling hadn't scored all game. Called it the funniest thing he's ever been involved with.