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Schumer better watch his step. Liberals get any madder, they may resort to drastic measures like saying “SCHUCK FUMER,” or nicknaming him after a Frito-Lay product.

The humor on this app is literally rehashing variations of “pizza is technically a salad 🤪”

Liberals get wayyyyyy too comfortable on this app

white liberals are mostly not interested in dismantling the foundations of an oppressive system. rather, they want to focus on niche areas of ‘injustice’ but keep the white settler colonial structure intact

I’ve been sick more in the past 2 months than I have in 2 years

Hot Cheetos and a lime cucumber Gatorade oh god yes

Trust the liberals of Bluesky to suggest alternatives to the faces hacked into the Six Grandfathers/Mount Rushmore, when real ones know there should be nothing carved on there at all

"People think bluesky is boring bc they’re used to the vitriol and brain rot on other social media!" actually it’s bc you’re all painfully uninteresting and unfunny

Libs: “We need unity more than ever! We all have to get on board to defeat fascism!” The left: “Ok, can we have some socialists in the Democratic Party, please? Maybe now’s the time for libs to vote for the left.” Libs: “Fkn commie scumbags! Now is not the time! Fall in line or get out!”

hate has no hoes here

Liberals thinking of the worst thing they could possibly envision: this is just like Handmaid’s Tale

learn about the Black Panther Party free breakfast program learn about the Zapatista uprising learn about Jane learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union learn about STAR learn about Act Up learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain learn about the Spanish Civil War we are not the first

This is weird! I don’t want politicians to be my friend, I just want healthcare

State hockey is top 3 seasons of the year

shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake

Bruce Springsteen and Neil Young welcoming Kendrick Lamar into the “so some people thought your performance was pro-America” club

The next move is to build up that PTO again enough for a minimum 2 week trip to China again. Or Japan.

I'm tired...

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

White people love radical Black fantasies.

Not really fair that I should love seafood so much and yet live as far away from the ocean as it gets on this continent

A protest is when *checks notes* my friends and I give our money to Disney for an afternoon of entertainment

One 1500cal lunch later

Leftists: hey, if you say you’re working tirelessly every day to ensure a ceasefire, why are you also giving $1B taxpayer money to fund weapons? Liberals: God, when will you stop asking for unreasonable PERFECTION!

Every new detail that emerges about the Harris campaign reveals they were more inept than previously even thought